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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by s/l/a/s/h., Apr 1, 2003.

  1. s/l/a/s/h.

    s/l/a/s/h. New Member

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    Mar 31, 2003
    Enjoy your self. [​IMG] MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6.. WHILE IN A DRUG STORE Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet.. QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE Friend: What are you looking at? Mr. Bean: I know your PIN number, hee, hee. Friend: Alright, what is my PIN number if you saw it? Mr. Bean: Four asterisks. HOW MANY MAN Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse. CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it OK? Mr. Bean: What do you mean OK, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture. Friend: What tape did you took anyway? Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner. MOM'S DEAD Mr. Bean: (crying) The doctor called, Mom's dead. Friend: Condolence, my friend. After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder Friend: What now? Mr. Bean: My sister just called, her mom died too. MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure. Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3hrs. SPELLING LESSON Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful ....is it one C or two C? Mr. Bean: Make it three C to be sure. BRAIN TUMOR Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Mr. Bean: Yesss... (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you th. ink I'm dumb? Doctor: Then why are you so happy? Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain.

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