Movies that blow

Discussion in 'Entertainment, Culture, and Sports' started by Matt, Mar 18, 2006.

  1. Tokyo Slim

    Tokyo Slim In Time Out

    Messages:
    19,179
    Likes Received:
    13
    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2004
    Location:
    Where Eagles Dare!
    that "the punisher" movie. total trainwreck. thomas jane is the new post-highlander christopher lambert. rebecca romijn successfully placed herself in the hollywood feeding trough a few notches lower, john travolta an overweight sadistic crime lord?, and the forgettable secondary characters are so crappy you'd wish everyone dies in the end!

    [​IMG]


    But was it better than the Dolph Lundgren "Punisher" movie? I think it was, by a small margin. Since the Dolph Lundgren movie really had absolutely NOTHING to do with The Punisher.

    [​IMG]
     


  2. RJman

    RJman Posse Member Dubiously Honored

    Messages:
    18,647
    Likes Received:
    102
    Joined:
    Dec 10, 2004
    Location:
    In the not too distant future
    Ooh! But it had Lou Gossett, Jr.! And the DVD includes the German language theatrical trailer!!!!
     


  3. JBZ

    JBZ Senior member

    Messages:
    2,281
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2003
    Speaking of bad Louis Gossett, Jr. movies, anyone here remember Enemy Mine with LGJ and Dennis Quaid? Shudderingly horrible.

    I still don't know how LGJ ever got that oscar - it's as if a journeyman middle reliever threw a no hitter during a spot start.
     


  4. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

    Messages:
    21,170
    Likes Received:
    1,740
    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2006
    Speaking of bad Louis Gossett, Jr. movies, anyone here remember Enemy Mine with LGJ and Dennis Quaid? Shudderingly horrible.

    I still don't know how LGJ ever got that oscar - it's as if a journeyman middle reliever threw a no hitter during a spot start.


    and don't forget iron eagle and iron eagle 2!

    though he did a movie with chuck norris, too, firewalker. so that redeems himself.
     


  5. mnemonic

    mnemonic Senior member

    Messages:
    104
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2004
    Location:
    Seattle
    WOW!

    i'll go with:

    Rumplestilskin, with such great taglines as F**keth Me!

    Mitchell, with Joe Don Baker. MST3K said it best, "Never corner Mitchell, see how he reacts!!"

    Leprechaun in the Hood!

    i also hated lost in translation, pearl harbor, and kindergarten cop.

    but REALLY: WHO framed roger rabbit? i dont buy that it was christopher lloyd's character. jessica was playing patty cake with other TOONS in TOONLAND.
     


  6. Nantucket Red

    Nantucket Red "Mr. Fashionista"

    Messages:
    5,742
    Likes Received:
    15
    Joined:
    Mar 10, 2006
    Location:
    Upper East Coast
    Hercules in New York has got to be the worst movie ever made. The only time I ever saw it, I was shanghaied into watching it on Japanese TV by a six-year-old while I was tripping on mushrooms.
     


  7. Matt

    Matt [email protected]

    Messages:
    11,179
    Likes Received:
    114
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2005
    Location:
    Sunny Saigon
    Hercules in New York has got to be the worst movie ever made. The only time I ever saw it, I was shanghaied into watching it on Japanese TV by a six-year-old while I was tripping on mushrooms.
    yeah i like being an expat too
     


  8. RJman

    RJman Posse Member Dubiously Honored

    Messages:
    18,647
    Likes Received:
    102
    Joined:
    Dec 10, 2004
    Location:
    In the not too distant future
    Hercules in New York has got to be the worst movie ever made. The only time I ever saw it, I was shanghaied into watching it on Japanese TV by a six-year-old while I was tripping on mushrooms.
    While I haven't seen that movie, I find it hard to believe it could be worse (cheesier, worse acted, worse written, lower production values) than the Hercules movies made with Lou Ferrigno, Arnie's erstwhile rival, around the same time, complete with porno 'stache and his hurling his enemies deep into outer space.

    Leprechaun in the Hood? The mind boggles.
     


  9. Nantucket Red

    Nantucket Red "Mr. Fashionista"

    Messages:
    5,742
    Likes Received:
    15
    Joined:
    Mar 10, 2006
    Location:
    Upper East Coast
    While I haven't seen that movie, I find it hard to believe it could be worse (cheesier, worse acted, worse written, lower production values) than the Hercules movies made with Lou Ferrigno, Arnie's erstwhile rival, around the same time, complete with porno 'stache and his hurling his enemies deep into outer space.

    Leprechaun in the Hood? The mind boggles.


    Sounds like they were in a race to the bottom. Perhaps we should let the RJ cat adjudicate.
     


  10. johnapril

    johnapril Senior member

    Messages:
    5,663
    Likes Received:
    6
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2004
    You guys should just be happy the A-Team was never made into a feature film.
     


  11. Nantucket Red

    Nantucket Red "Mr. Fashionista"

    Messages:
    5,742
    Likes Received:
    15
    Joined:
    Mar 10, 2006
    Location:
    Upper East Coast
    You guys should just be happy the A-Team was never made into a feature film.

    I'll remember this when I count my blessings.
     


  12. JBZ

    JBZ Senior member

    Messages:
    2,281
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2003
    You guys should just be happy the A-Team was never made into a feature film.

    With Hollywood's current attraction to making '70s and '80s era television shows into feature films, I fear it's only a matter of time (besides, what else does Dirk Benedict have to do at this point?).
     


  13. Matt

    Matt [email protected]

    Messages:
    11,179
    Likes Received:
    114
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2005
    Location:
    Sunny Saigon
    so i just saw this commercial:

    Steven Seagal is out of his depth in Submerged

    im so there
     


  14. faustian bargain

    faustian bargain Senior member

    Messages:
    2,523
    Likes Received:
    2
    Joined:
    Jun 25, 2004
    Location:
    Bay Area
    With Hollywood's current attraction to making '70s and '80s era television shows into feature films, I fear it's only a matter of time (besides, what else does Dirk Benedict have to do at this point?).

    indeed, a google search reveals that a feature film is in the works, although it has been so for the past 6 years or so. they hired a writer 2 years ago.

    miami vice is coming up soon.

    i'm holding my breath for 21 jump street.
     


  15. Matt

    Matt [email protected]

    Messages:
    11,179
    Likes Received:
    114
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2005
    Location:
    Sunny Saigon
    Just watched Troy on HBO. Blow side of center.
     


Share This Page

Styleforum is proudly sponsored by