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[Monimus]

I hung out with an ex a week and a half ago, and we talked for a while, mostly catching up.

We made plans to hang out tonight, but she told me this morning that she wasn't "feeling it" and couldn't make it.

Tonight she messages me: "Don't be mad that I flaked tonight. This whole talking again thing is freaking me out. More then [sic] i thought it ever would. Can we take this slow. Very slow. Please"

I'm inclined to believe that this means that her ****** still gets wet when she hangs out with me and that she's nervous about that.

Can someone offer a better translation?

As usual, pics and measurements upon request

 

[Harold falcon]

You're her standby. She's trying to make it with that sexy guy she has eyes for who works at the Ice Cream Shoppe. But in case that doesn't work out she wants to have you on backup.

Sorry.

 

[Monimus]

I had a hunch that might be the case.

Goddamnit.

I'm gonna ask her about it.

 

[Harold falcon]

Originally Posted by Monimus

I had a hunch that might be the case.

Goddamnit.

I'm gonna ask her about it.

Please let us know how that goes. Youtube the encounter if at all possible.

 

[Monimus]

Moved to dumb threads.

 

[macuser3of5]

she's gay.

sorry brah.

 

[Matt]

I am refusing to DT this because I am not your puppet. Maybe I'll move it to CE just to prove a point.

 

[soxpats]

Dud, rush over to her and beg her to take you back. Trust me that will be a huge turn on for her.