Met this chick and I practically screwed myself.

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  1. Rambo

    Rambo Senior member

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    Hahaha I love this thread. OP screwed up beyond repair. Rambo still has a chance...
    Not after I try this:
    Tell her how bad you feel for only mentioning her ass and how her boobs are equally as awesome. Then report back.
    Should I text this or leave it as a voicemail?
     
  2. FLMountainMan

    FLMountainMan White Hispanic

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    Not after I try this:



    Should I text this or leave it as a voicemail?


    Text accompanying a dickture.
     
  3. Gradstudent78

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    Text accompanying a dickture.

    This is acceptable. Make sure it's a professional looking dickture, maybe a little artistic. With good lighting, not a bathroom picture. Otherwise it screams desperate.
     
  4. mordecai

    mordecai Immoderator

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    when a girl seems desperate i instantly think shes crazy.

    so it turns you on?
     
  5. TyCooN

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    So I met this chick, she was by far the prettiest girl I have met this month and in person things were swell. I mean I started fliting with her and she flirted back and she ended up telling me I was going to have to chase her for like 3 months because she wanted to see if I was really interested, I said okay and I pretty much left. So I sent her a message the first day and this is practically how it went. (I met her this past Friday)

    (FRIDAY)
    Boy:So how long will I have to chase you before I can take you to dinner?
    Girl: we will see [​IMG]
    Boy: well I hope that I dont have to wait three months before I take you out to dinner...but if I have to I will [​IMG]
    Girl: awwwww [​IMG]
    Boy: [​IMG]
    Boy: (6 hours later) what are you up to tonight?
    Girl: no response

    Saturday
    Boy: have a nice day at work [​IMG]
    Girl: thank you [​IMG]
    Boy: how was your day sweetheart?
    Girl:no response

    Sunday: I did not text her nor did she text me

    Monday:
    Boy: Hope you have a great day [​IMG]
    Girl: no response
    Boy[​IMG] ten hours later) so is this whole ignoring my messages part of the me chasing you part, not that I mind being ignored and all, [​IMG] I just dont want to bother you
    Boy: and I did not say that to be rude in any way, I just dont want to bother you
    Girl:no reply

    So clearly, I came on too strong and I guess I turned her off. Thing is I really want to get to know this chick because she seems like a good girl, so I faced stalked her and found out she had 2500 friends, I was like WTF, but she does work for some trainer who is supposed to be good but whatever. So I obviously did not add her because she is clearly ignoring me I suppose, she seemed into me when I met her friday though and I think I just screwed myself with the texting thing (FUCKING KIDS AND THEIR TEXTING, I NEVER LIKED THIS SHIT TO BEGING WITH) so I want to recover and need advice. Shes the first chick Ive talked to in about 6 months thats my age, the otehr girls were about 6 years my senior. Im 20, so I think we would get along, I at least want a chance with this girl. So if you guys could give me some advice as to how to approach her again, via text I believe is best, I was thinking of trying to establish communication again in a week, probably this coming Monday. What do yall think. Thanks guys.

    Don't ever let someone do that to you unless they have a gun pointed at your head.
     
  6. TyCooN

    TyCooN Senior member

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    OK, so I'm in a similar boat myself, but my use of sarcasam has put some pot holes in the road. Story so far:

    Meet hot chick Saturday night and chat her up. Slightly drunk at the time so I don't exactly remember if it went well but I got her #.

    Drunkenly text her that she's got a nice ass later on in the evening.

    Next day, send out mass text to a few people apologizing for any dumbass things I might have said (I said a few).

    Yesterday, first text is replied and second text is not. Haven't bothered since.

    What say you SF? Should I call, send over another smart ass text, or send over a "hey, get your shit together and tell me when you want to go out" type text?


    Try this (self deprecating without being apologetic)

    Okay look, you do have a nice ass. I'll bet you thought the same about me - "That Rambo, what an ass"


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  8. Joffrey

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    Your absloutley right and I dont normally do that, point is now I want to repair that and I dont know what to do. This chick is a keeper guys!!! I need to fix my fuck!n@ situation. lol How do I repair this guys, she is 20 as am I and she told me when I met her that she is a very busy person, works one job and an internship and school, which I found to be very very appealing. She plans on going to law school as do I...

    Don't text her for a month. Then call her to hang out for drinks or invite her to some interesting party. But put this as a side project with no real expectation of success. Maybe you'll be pleasantly surprised.
     
  9. Dakota rube

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    How do you guys feel about girls who come off as desperate? Does it turn you off or do you not care?
    That depends: does she have my dick in her mouth?
     
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    Seriously, I met a gal online a few years ago. We met for a coffee, then a drink. Then dinner.
    Then she was on her knees sucking my dick. (This was all one day.)

    In between slurps, she looked up at me and asked, "where have you been all my life?"

    That was our last date.
     
  11. TyCooN

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    Seriously, I met a gal online a few years ago. We met for a coffee, then a drink. Then dinner.
    Then she was on her knees sucking my dick. (This was all one day.)

    In between slurps, she looked up at me and asked, "where have you been all my life?"

    That was our last date.

    so you fired her for being honest about how good your dick tasted to her?[​IMG]
     
  12. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    so you fired her for being honest about how good your dick tasted to her?[​IMG]

    I don't think her profession of love for me had anything to do with my dick, or even me. She was dripping with desperation.

    And before anyone else asks: yes, that kind of dripping.
     
  13. TyCooN

    TyCooN Senior member

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    I don't think her profession of love for me had anything to do with my dick, or even me. She was dripping with desperation.

    And before anyone else asks: yes, that kind of dripping.

    Damn, that's got to hurt. No one can blame you for doing what you did to her!
     
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    The whole "bitches love smiley faces" thing wasn't meant to be taken literally.
     

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