Met this chick and I practically screwed myself.

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  1. mordecai

    mordecai Immoderator

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  2. willpower

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    or how to drink whiskey

    or how to hold their drink "stylishly"

    or whether to wear a charcoal or navy suit

    or how to lace their shoes

    or if they should leave a button unbuttoned

    or how firmly they should shake hands at an interview.....

    Helicopter parenting should be a capital offense.


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    i only read two pages, but still, where the fuck are the pics?!
     


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    Only one thing to do now: immediately text her one last time, to tell her you're now gay and suicidal.
     


  5. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    ^ Seriously. Unless you're on a shitty plan, one more text couldn't hurt.
     


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    ^ Seriously. Unless you're on a shitty plan, one more text couldn't hurt.

    Nor, I would guess, will it help.

    I'd say the OP's stalker-ish texting turned off the fair maiden. She is activating a new phone and relaying her new contact info to friends as we speak.
     


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    Nor, I would guess, will it help.

    I'd say the OP's stalker-ish texting turned off the fair maiden. She is activating a new phone and relaying her new contact info to friends as we speak.


    This thread is fantastic. [​IMG]
     


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    Rambo Senior member

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    OK, so I'm in a similar boat myself, but my use of sarcasam has put some pot holes in the road. Story so far:

    Meet hot chick Saturday night and chat her up. Slightly drunk at the time so I don't exactly remember if it went well but I got her #.

    Drunkenly text her that she's got a nice ass later on in the evening.

    Next day, send out mass text to a few people apologizing for any dumbass things I might have said (I said a few).

    Yesterday, first text is replied and second text is not. Haven't bothered since.

    What say you SF? Should I call, send over another smart ass text, or send over a "hey, get your shit together and tell me when you want to go out" type text?
     


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    OK, so I'm in a similar boat myself, but my use of sarcasam has put some pot holes in the road. Story so far:

    Meet hot chick Saturday night and chat her up. Slightly drunk at the time so I don't exactly remember if it went well but I got her #.

    Drunkenly text her that she's got a nice ass later on in the evening.

    Next day, send out mass text to a few people apologizing for any dumbass things I might have said (I said a few).

    Yesterday, first text is replied and second text is not. Haven't bothered since.

    What say you SF? Should I call, send over another smart ass text, or send over a "hey, get your shit together and tell me when you want to go out" type text?


    Tell her how bad you feel for only mentioning her ass and how her boobs are equally as awesome. Then report back.
     


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    Hahaha I love this thread. OP screwed up beyond repair. Rambo still has a chance...
     


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    Nor, I would guess, will it help.

    I'd say the OP's stalker-ish texting turned off the fair maiden. She is activating a new phone and relaying her new contact info to friends as we speak.


    more like getting plowed by some other fella who doesnt act as despearate [​IMG]
     


  12. West24

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    man its cause you didnt neg her idiot! fuck and were you wearing a microphone as a necklace when you met her? you should have been!

    only thing more funny then the op is will powers advice.
     


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    Okay a bit of a tangent...How do you guys feel about girls who come off as desperate? Does it turn you off or do you not care?
     


  14. West24

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    Okay a bit of a tangent...How do you guys feel about girls who come off as desperate? Does it turn you off or do you not care?

    when a girl seems desperate i instantly think shes crazy.
     


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    Okay a bit of a tangent...How do you guys feel about girls who come off as desperate? Does it turn you off or do you not care?

    If she likes me, it's clear that she has fine taste and not desperate at all.
     


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