Message from old friend E****t (banned)

[kennethpollock]

My wife and I arrive in Paris one month from today. His suggestion:

"Tell on the forum that you are going to meet me and that they can send you gifts for me and that you would bring them to me in 1 month."

Send me a private e-mail for my mailing address.

 

[RJman]

How about a swift kick in the a** (also banned)?

PS -- tell him to post more often at that monkey house...

 

[Fabienne]

Where would one even begin to look for a gift for him in the US, of all places?

PS: I do have a gift of sorts: tell him to buy "Moi Thierry F Chômeur professionnel : 24 ans aux crochets des Assedics"

 

[Manton]

Originally Posted by RJman

How about a swift kick in the a** (also banned)?

PS -- tell him to post more often at that monkey house...
I take it you will not be joining them at Taillevent?

 

[Teacher]

Originally Posted by RJman

How about a swift kick in the a** (also banned)?

PS -- tell him to post more often at that monkey house...

 

[RJman]

Originally Posted by Manton

I take it you will not be joining them at Taillevent?
You mean T********t (banned)?

So has ernest stooped to outright begging yet?

 

[mack11211]

Perhaps you could bring him an apartment.

 

[kennethpollock]

His response:

"Cufflinks and watches are welcomed
Please, no farmer clothes!"

 

[GQgeek]

Oh wonderful, now we have trolling by proxy.

 

[drizzt3117]

Originally Posted by mack11211

Perhaps you could bring him an apartment.

or a job.

 

[Vintage Gent]

Originally Posted by drizzt3117

or a job.

Or a sense of restraint.

 

[thinman]

Originally Posted by RJman

How about a swift kick in the a** (also banned)? PS -- tell him to post more often at that monkey house...
I suggest some haiku. It would be a much more personal gift than anything we could buy from Dunheel. Edit: Something like this might be appreciated: http://www.styleforum.net/showthread...t=haiku+ernest

 

[LabelKing]

I'm going to send him a special archive of all the Hilditch & Key catalogues.

 

[zjpj83]

Originally Posted by GQgeek

Oh wonderful, now we have trolling by proxy.
No, this thread would have to have a Poll for the full effect

 

[rabbimark]

green is for farmer? Yes or no? Vote!

(I forgot to makes copious spelling mistakes, sorry.)