Forget any canon about CBD, OCD, single monks, double monks, or whatever is the new normal. A real and persistent uniform is the short hair most men feel obligated to sport, leaving their noggins strait-laced while letting their baser impulses run rampant across the rest of their clothing. Rainbow colored socks or skull and crossbones ties are considered merely "playful," so long as the head is kept clean. Not so for the man with long hair, whose joie de vivre is manifest in his locks and from which springs an unflappable exuberance. ITT, we discuss how long hair plays into your clothing life. Contributions expected from Parker, Fred49, et al. Do you keep your outfits subdued, letting your hair do the talking? (Fred49) Or is your hair an expression of your free-ranging, omnivorous attitude? (Parker) Are you just a groovy guy? (gnatty8) Opinions, vociferous or otherwise, are welcome. With apologies in advance to those follicly challenged.