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Mein Dickt, and Other Collected SF Poems

Don Carlos

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Mein Dickt

here i am
dick in my paw
stroking that dick
with my fleshy paw
gonna make it cum
strokin' that dick
 

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Frequent and repetitive use of a limited number of words shows a lack of talent.
 

Don Carlos

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Originally Posted by Huntsman
Frequent and repetitive use of a limited number of words shows a lack of talent.

Intentional for effect, you fucking philistine fuck you!!!!
 

Don Carlos

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Bumpo
 

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Originally Posted by Arrogant Bastard
Intentional for effect, you fucking philistine fuck you!!!!
Intentional for the effect of displaying a lack of talent?
just messing with you. ~ H
 

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Conne's Lady Fleshy drapist, wrinkled old cooter. How do vericose veins blaze, lightning-like through your runny hose?
 

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Had the thread title been Mein Dickta, now that might have been funny.
 

Don Carlos

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TS is coming into my poetry threads and really upping the game. Props to you, sir.
 

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Originally Posted by Arrogant Bastard
A poem:

here i am
dick in my paw
stroking that dick
with my fleshy paw
gonna make it cum
strokin' that dick


9/10. Very nice.

Here is mine.

The Anglo FatWife

My Anglo fatwife is a curious beast
Sisyphus smiles down as my limpid dong attempts to find shelter in her corpulent folds
Over and over
Every Saturday night while our offspring are at a sleepover

I look into her porky eyes as we grapple
With the grace of drunken welsh boxers
Her soft and shapeless breasts make their parasitic home
On the gelatinous mass of her torso

My fingers grasp her yielding flesh
I let out a faint yelp as I sadly release my jizz into her decrepit orifice
Not even sure which one
She looks at me languidly, in an attempt to briefly capture feminine sexuality but only succeeds in vaguely resembling will Ferrell
Me and my Anglo fatwife
Alone on a Saturday night
 

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Womans

Sometimes I'm like yeah
and they are liek no

other times im lik nea
and they be lookin ast me

gud times is when i say yeh
and they be liek okay
 

Made in California

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Originally Posted by Huntsman
Frequent and repetitive use of a limited number of words shows a lack of talent.
Clearly artist intent
 

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Originally Posted by MetroStyles
With the grace of drunken welsh boxers

That's some grace right there, boyo.
 

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Quidditch Day at Harvard Brooms in hand, now are we A pack of wily wizards made Nerds as far as eye can see And not a one is getting laid
 

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