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[denimdestroyedmylife]

as supreme moderator of the internet, i hereby submit these guidelines for SW&D. thou shall: -post pics of your denim in natural light, often -post pics of your outfits, oftener; if possible, include list of garments worn -use the search function -use the small questions thread -wear a shirt if you are posting pics of yourself. in fact, always wear a shirt. -be nice to n00bs -keep the discussion on-topic -compliment ddml on his fits -resist the tempation of quoting a series of fit pics just to say "that is a godly fit, sir diddy" -use PMs whenever possible -use imageshack to transload pics that you lift off of other sites -mind the mods -address the diddy as sir whenever possible -wear a waistcoat, if you have one. if not, find one, and mail it to me. i can't find one that fits. -keep this thread clean and free of filth -fight the urge to include this smiley more than once a week:

-use this smiley at every opportunity:

-ask if a certain garment is only worn by teh gheys only in PM this should hold you over. study it. sticky it. live it. more later. this WILL be on the test if we cooperate, we can soar above the clouds like a golden eagle of freedom

 

[Brian SD]

Thank you sir diddy

 

[Hawkeye]

Waistcoat from Wikipedia: "sometimes called a vest in Canada and the US and in French gilet"

I know I used 5 of these

this week, I will try to tone it down in the future.

 

[michaeljkrell]

Originally Posted by denimdestroyedmylife

-post pics of your outfits, oftener; if possible, include list of garments worn

-wear a shirt if you are posting pics of yourself. in fact, always wear a shirt.

Is 'oftener' a word?

to shirts...

 

[Bona Drag]

If I wear a 34 in Diesels, how much should I size down on my APC NS?

 

[AnotherVictim]

nice fit sir!

 

[denimdestroyedmylife]

^ very good, sir.

some of us are taking this matter very lightly. i haven't tried it, but i have been told that banning hurts. real bad. if you would like a taste, keep it up. an addendum: -if you buy from yoox, bluefly, etc., click through from styleforum to support his board. see that neat link at the top of every page. i always forget to do this. self-flagellation isn't enough to ease the guilt. -paypal j to keep this board going. i haven't done this, but i will once my tax rebate hits. what's the paypal address? i can't be arsed to search for it. that's why i have hot young eager interns -if i start a thread, do not ignore it -when ddml posts, acknowledge it before adding your own two cents

 

[whodini]

I'm confused, did. Are these resolutions for yourself or ideas for us to follow?

 

[denimdestroyedmylife]

for youse to follow----IMMEDIATELY! :brimstone: the only rule i follow is BRUTALITY you milquetoasts! you pipsqueaks!!! also, when one addresses me, it must be prefaced with "humbly report" as in:

Originally Posted by whodini

Humbly report, I'm confused, mister diddy, sir. Are these resolutions for yourself or ideas for us to follow, sir?
that is all at ease

 

[cheapmutha]

supreme moderator?? can you hook me up with a box tee?

 

[shoreman1782]

Sir, you are not the boss of me, sir.

 

[AnotherVictim]

Originally Posted by shoreman1782

Sir, you are not the boss of me, sir.

you forgot to humbly report

 

[tiger02]

Originally Posted by denimdestroyedmylife

-use imageshack to transload pics that you lift off of other sites

Honest question. Why?



Uh, sir, and stuff, humble.

 

[denimdestroyedmylife]

Originally Posted by shoreman1782

Sir, you are not the boss of me, sir.
harumph! report to general label king for re-education ON THE DOUBLE!

Originally Posted by tiger02

Honest question. Why? Uh, sir, and stuff, humble.
personally, i do that to save myself the embarrassment of having my picture 404 on me, or replaced with an undesirable image designed to sabotage the efforts of image-leechers. but it is just a matter of courtesy to whomever is hosting the pictures. one uses up bandwidth by leeching. here's some extra reading on the matter as you were

 

[LabelKing]

Originally Posted by denimdestroyedmylife

harumph! report to general label king for re-education ON THE DOUBLE!