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Matt beats his ass for two and a half weeks

Discussion in 'Health & Body' started by Matt, Jan 24, 2010.

  1. Matt

    Matt Senior member

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    Fuck! I am 80.4 kilos!!!

    Fuuuuck.

    Damn Christmas. Damn New Years. Damn Indonesia. Damn Cambodia. Damn beer. Damn marijuana-spiked-happy-pizza-induced munchies. Damn 24 hour minimart near my house. They have conspired against me. Bastards.

    Damn.

    I should be like 73. Weighed myself this morning...eightpointfuckingfour.

    OK.

    No drinking this week (ppl already disputing that on my Facebook status). I will attempt to not eat crap. I will abandon soda and drink only water. I will work out every day until Japan. I will beat this.

    Two and a half weeks....
     
  2. kwilkinson

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    I will reiterate what I have already said: I do not believe this can/will happen. On the alcohol front, at least. I assume you can eat pretty healthfully.
     
  3. Matt

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    oh ya - Ive already started...I am gonna log it here so I can't cheat, and will use only the scales at my gym for consistency's sake.

    This morning - 3 rounds jump rope, 3 rounds heavy bag, my standard three machine increasing weights workout thing (pull downs, bench press, leg press). Swam a couple laps at the end to cool down.
     
  4. Matt

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    I will reiterate what I have already said: I do not believe this can/will happen. On the alcohol front, at least. I assume you can eat pretty healthfully.
    actually that's not as easy as you'd think. If i eat local - shitload of carbs (ie tons of noodles, not much else, tons of rice, not much else). If I eat western, it tends to be greasy. I will find a way.
     
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    actually that's not as easy as you'd think.

    If i eat local - shitload of carbs (ie tons of noodles, not much else, tons of rice, not much else). If I eat western, it tends to be greasy. I will find a way.


    Better head to a grocery store and cook your own meals then. But if I had access to the street food that you do (as evidenced by your street food week pics), it would be ridiculously difficult since the whole time I was [​IMG] .
     
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    Better head to a grocery store and cook your own meals then. But if I had access to the street food that you do (as evidenced by your street food week pics), it would be ridiculously difficult since the whole time I was [​IMG] .

    "M@t cooks his own meals week" is the same as "Vietnam StreetFood week" or so I thought. [​IMG]
     
  7. Tokyo Slim

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    107.5 Kilos here.

    But i'm actually a man. So... go ahead and drink your Crystal Light and mallwalk.
     
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    107.5 Kilos here.

    But i'm actually a man. So... go ahead and drink your Crystal Light and mallwalk.


    SNAP!!!! Throwing it DOWN.
     
  9. Tokyo Slim

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    My funny was probably lost on M@t, since I don't know that they have Crystal Light or shopping malls full of old people in Vietnam.
     
  10. Matt

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    Aren't you like 6'4?
     
  11. Tokyo Slim

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    Aren't you like 6'4?
    6' 2" plus a little in the mornings. After a full day of work, and possibly going to the gym, I compress slightly to just under 6'2". If you want to be really accurate about it.
     
  12. Neo_Version 7

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    I weigh 59 kg. [​IMG]

    Good luck on achieving your goal, M@t.
     
  13. Matt

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    6' 2" plus a little in the mornings. After a full day of work, and possibly going to the gym, I compress slightly to just under 6'2". If you want to be really accurate about it.

    hmm, i thought you were lankier than that.

    Congratulations, youre Fat Like Me.

    I weigh 59 kg. [​IMG]

    Good luck on achieving your goal, M@t.


    Damn Asians.
     
  14. Tokyo Slim

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    hmm, i thought you were lankier than that. Congratulations, youre Fat Like Me.
    Probably, compared to the people you hang out with, but then again, I can kick a man in half or rip out his throat with my bare hands and use him as a juicebox. So nobody says anything to me about it.
     
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    yeah yeah, easy on the testosterone there Chubby.

    Wanna join me on 2.5 weeks of health?
     
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    Probably, compared to the people you hang out with, but then again, I can kick a man in half or rip out his throat with my bare hands and use him as a juicebox. So nobody says anything to me about it.

    You need to unplug from the video games.
     
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    Matt, this is how you can get into good enough of a shape to party in Japan:

    - Get in 1/2 hour or so of running every morning before work. Go easy at first and step it up gradually on speed/distance.
    - Still do whatever you're doing (boxing, weight etc.) in the pm.
    - Repeat.

    Thank me later. [​IMG]
     
  19. Neo_Version 7

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    This thread is awesome.

    M@t, I think I'll join you for 2 1/2 weeks. No alcohol. No junk food.
     
  20. kwilkinson

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    This thread is awesome.

    M@t, I think I'll join you for 2 1/2 weeks. No alcohol. No junk food.


    He will also be working out. Like, actually working out. Not just stealing your mom's thighmaster for 15 minute sessions every other day.
     

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