Matching PS and tie = Making love ...

[Macallan9]

Originally Posted by aj_del

5.

Awkward first date kiss, open mouthed, no tongue, lots of saliva?

 

[Macallan9]

Originally Posted by Arrogant Bastard

You'd prefer it erect?

If you're gonna go gay, do it right brah

 

[Don Carlos]

Originally Posted by Macallan9

If you're gonna go gay, do it right brah

Truer words...

 

[Doxe]

Originally Posted by aj_del

10.

The points are showing. This is like admitting HIV positive status while buried balls deep in a partner's orifice (anal or vaj). In that situation, hold on and see if you can last 8 seconds while the owner of said orifice starts to buck frantically.

 

[lasbar]

2,3,4,8 and 10...

Love 3 ,8 and 10 the most.

 

[TheFoo]

Originally Posted by Doxe

The points are showing.

It's disgusting.

 

[aj_del]

 

[amplifiedheat]

PS and tie cut from the same fabric=

 

[OttoSkadelig]

Originally Posted by Arrogant Bastard

You'd prefer it erect?

that was my first question too.

Originally Posted by George

This is a dry bum ****, complete with reach around to facilitate synchronised jizzing.

similarly here, george. is fully lubed-up the aspirational benchmark?

just checkin' in on ya

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by aj_del

This thread is fail. People are taking it seriously and giving genuine comment. I was expecting DT responses ...

Thank the magical man in the sky.