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Martinis

Discussion in 'Social Life, Food & Drink, Travel' started by Stylish Guy, Feb 26, 2012.

  1. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    Holy shit that sounds delicious.
     
  2. caxt

    caxt Well-Known Member

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    The Martini or the Slurry?
     
  3. Piobaire

    Piobaire Senior member

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    :confused:

    Or have you not spent anytime boating?
     
  4. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    The drink.
     
  5. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I have, but only with topless dudes and beerskies
     
  6. Bhowie

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    Neither, but you knew that, Pio.
     
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    No, I'm confused...or you've not spent anytime boating. I'm not sure how it's being a creepy old guy to mention the plethora of chics that feel the need to take their tops off any time there's a concentration of pleasure craft or that fact this is enjoyable to see.
     
  8. Bhowie

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    It was a joke, brah. I've clearly touched upon sensitive areas for you.
     
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    While getting old sucks I've accepted it. I just don't want to be creepy!
     
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    After you reach a certain age I am sure being creepy won't even be bothersome anymore.
     
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    I had a mental image of you as one of those old boat dudes at the beginning of a porno. Old dude with red skin, white chest hair, and a pot-belly. Cruising for loose broads with a styrofoam cup of whiskey in one hand. You clearly aren't this old, but a boy can dream.
     
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    I think I've seen that one.
     
  13. Piobaire

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    Ah, nah, have not done much boating since I moved away from the Great Lakes when I was still (relatively) young and virile. Happily married old guy now...not that I wouldn't look if some fine young thing was parading around!

    Btw, "insulated cup" not styrofoam. Double wall lexan. Protip: ice will not melt fast on a hot day. Don't want to dilute your manhattan.
     
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    Darn, I was hoping you were still boating. I was having a great day dream that involved Neo and I sunning on a small boat, topless natch, when you and RSS came speeding by splashing us in your massive wake. This playful boating adventure leads to Neo and I becoming two very happy manbrides for older, respectable gentlemen. There would be lots of eggs and caviar at the ensuing breakfasts, but you know I haven't put a whole lot of thought into this.
     
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  15. Harold falcon

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    Truth.
     
  16. Piobaire

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    :uhoh:


    :fistbump:
     
  17. Huntsman

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    I don't actually like Martinis all that much.

    ~H
     
  18. Ambulance Chaser

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    I drank two Maker's Manhattans at an after-work event last night. The bartender shook the Manhattans in a Boston shaker, which resulted in ice shards in my drink, and didn't add any bitters. I cried a little inside. To be fair, the drinks were free and there was a constant line at the bar.
     
  19. Piobaire

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    I forgot to acknowledge what a quality post this was. :laugh: Well played.
     
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    Seriously? Why is that? do you find them a little, dunno what the right word is but a little boring?
     

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