Pretty funny article FOUNTAIN OF VERMOUTH DISCOVERED! By Dorian Wagner DRURIDGE BAY, U.K. -- Martini shakers and stirrers everywhere are expected to make a mass exodus to the U.K. after a group of hikers announced they've discovered the Fountain of Vermouth. <snip> "We expect martini lovers will plan their vacations around the fountain, literally," said head of tourism Roger Reed. "In fact, there's one thing the area is missing in order become the perfect outdoor watering hole. "We need to plant some olive trees."