MARGIELA FOOTWEAR BLOWOUT sz. 43, 44, 45 (Boots 'n GATS)

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HOLY CRAP look at these DEALS WOULD YOU this is ******* INCREDIBLE I AM BLEEDING FROM MY EYEBALLS

All pairs are used. All photos are accurate. Shipping to the US is INCLUDED BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL

LET THE BOOTS BEGIN

1) WOW YEAH LOOK AT THESE RAD BROWN SUEDE FRENCH COWBOY BOOTS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST WALKED OFF THE SET OFF SOME RAD FRENCH MOVIE WITH COOL MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND AND PEOPLE DRINKING FANCY DRINKS AND TALKING IN THAT VOLUME THAT'S NOT QUITE A WHISPER BUT IS JUST QUIET ENOUGH THAT YOU KNOW THEY'RE COOLER THAN YOU AND YOU'RE NOT REALLY INVITED TO TALK WITH THEM UNLESS YOU'RE WEARING BOOTS AS COOL AS THESE




SIZE: 44
COLOR: BROWN
SHAPE: DOPE
CONDITION: USED, VERY GOOD - RESOLED (VIBRAM), TREATED
PRICE: 200$


2) OMG THEY'RE THE EXACT SAME BOOT ONLY GREY?!?!! SO PHRESH BABY LIKE YOU GONNA SING OPERA IN THEM WHILE RIDING A PONY AND WEARING A CAPE. PUT THEM ON YOUR FEET AND THEN WALK IN THEM BOTH INDOORS AND OUTDOORS AND OCCASIONALLY ON CARPETS.

SIZE: 44
COLOR: BROWN
SHAPE: FRENCH COWBOY SHAPE
CONDITION: USED, GOOD - RESOLED (VIBRAM), REPAIRED, TREATED
PRICE: 125$


3) WAXED ROSE LEATHER SIDE-ZIP BOOTS FOR DANCING IN THE RAIN WITH GIRLS WHO MIGHT NOT REALLY BE HUMAN AND WEAR THOSE WHITE DRESSING GOWN THINGS THAT GET ALL SEE-THROUGH WHEN THEY'RE WET AND SMELL LIKE BLACKBERRIES AND SNOW AND WHEN THEY SMILE YOU START TO NOTICE THAT THEIR TEETH ARE VERY WHITE AND VERY SHARP AND YOU START HEARING STRANGE MUSIC IN THE DISTANCE AND THEN YOU WONDER WHY YOU'RE DANCING AND WHO THESE WOMEN ARE AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DANCING ANYWAY BUT THEN THEY TAKE YOU BY THE HAND AND YOU LOOK INTO THEIR EYES AND YOU FORGET ALL YOUR WORRIES AND YOU JUST KEEP DANCING DANCING DANCING DANCING.

SIZE: 43
COLOR: ROSE
SHAPE: SATYR-LIKE
CONDITION: USED, FAIR-GOOD - REPAIRED, RE-HEELED
PRICE: 185$

4) GREY/GREEN CANVAS SIDE-ZIP BOOTS FOR PLAYING THE JAZZ FLUTE. IMPRESS STRANGERS ON THE BEACH BY SHOWING UP IN BOOTS THAT ARE MADE OF CANVAS AND THEN PLAYING JAZZ FLUTE.

SIZE: 43
COLOR: GREY/GREEN
SHAPE: JAZZ FLUTE SHAPE
CONDITION: USED, GOOD - RE-SOLED (VIBRAM)
PRICE: 215$

5) TRIPLE-STRAP GAT HIGH TOP FOR TRIPLE THE FUN. IMPRESS YOUR FRIENDS WITH VELCRO SOUNDS AND THEN KICK THEM IN THE SHINS WHEN THEY TELL YOU TO STOP. AVOID STEPPING ON ANTS AND OTHER HELPLESS INSECTS THANKS TO THE AGILE GUM SOLE AND PADDED ANKLE COLLAR. TUCK YOUR JEANS INTO THEM. CHASE AFTER CARS WHILE BARKING LIKE A DOG. THROW THINGS AT THE MOON.

SIZE: 45
COLOR: WHITE/GREY
SHAPE: AWESOME FUTURE VELCRO SHAPE
CONDITION: BARELY USED, EXCELLENT
PRICE: 300$