Man Humps Bench

[acidboy]

Could this be Toiletduck or Luk Cha?!

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to ******** with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get ********* out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove *********.

hk-man-penis01 Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench picture

Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.

You can see a news video on it here.

 

[DocHolliday]

I like how they repeatedly characterize the holes as "small." Might as well insult to injury.

I wince to think how the doctors went about "removing some of his blood."

 

[Teacher]

Well, I'll just cross that activity off my list right now.

 

[gdl203]

BUt the holes look barely large enough for a toe...

 

[Jumbie]

Originally Posted by DocHolliday

I wince to think how the doctors went about "removing some of his blood."

It's a fairly common procedure e.g. if someone has iron overload. So it's not like they were trying something novel just in this case. However, if you were inferring that they might have been removing the blood directly from his happy place, that's a different story.

 

[amerikajinda]

Here he is -- riddled with shame and embarrassment (with blood on the front of his t-shirt

)

 

[IUtoSLU]

I actually feel sorry for the guy... kind of...

 

[Piobaire]

Wow.

That is all.

 

[Teacher]

Originally Posted by IUtoSLU

I actually feel sorry for the guy... kind of...

It's just a brother trying to rub one out, after all. Better a park bench than a little kid. Oooooooh...what if he'd gotten stuck in a little kid? Nasty.

 

[Jumbie]

I don't know what would possess anyone to even try this in the first place.

I mean, a bench just doesn't sounds like it would be pleasurable as compared with some of the other stuff people decide to stick their peepee in.

 

[Teacher]

I don't know. In one park in my home town, there is a lovely bench. I mean, it's comfortable, reliable, and really attractive. It was well made of fine wood, has a nice paint job, and has obviously provided relief to a lot of men. Sure, it's showing its age, but that just adds to the intrigue. I wouldn't stick Private Johnson in this bench; I'm just saying....

 

[denimdestroyedmylife]

Lube, gentlemen.

 

[teddieriley]

Originally Posted by Jumbie

I don't know what would possess anyone to even try this in the first place.

Didn't you read, he was lonely and disturbed. Good enough reason to give some lovin' to a steel bench.

 

[JayJay]

I'm sitting in a meeting listening to a boring presentation. It's hard to not laugh out loud at this thread.

 

[Teacher]

Originally Posted by JayJay

I'm sitting in a meeting listening to a boring presentation. It's hard to not laugh out loud at this thread.

I'll try to be quieter.