Mall Cop - Kevin James

[SoCal2NYC]

Oh god this looks good.
I was never a fan of his sitcom; but, his standup specials are always hilarious.


Why are you sweating?
I peeled an orange....bout an hour ago.


SIR! SIR! You cannot lay down in there, this is a McDonald's!

 

[oneblood]

No.

 

[Nouveau Pauvre]

Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC

Oh god this looks good.
I was never a fan of his sitcom; but, his standup specials are always hilarious.

+1 The sitcom really sucks which is why I was shocked at how good his standup is. Don't let the ****** show fool you. He is genuinely hilarious.

 

[IDirector]

Sitcoms make money. Standup is talent.

 

[indy116]

Movie looks like it has some potential.

 

[AntiHero84]

Originally Posted by oneblood

No.

Yes. This movie will be great.

 

[SField]

Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC

Oh god this looks good.
I was never a fan of his sitcom; but, his standup specials are always hilarious.


Why are you sweating?
I peeled an orange....bout an hour ago.


SIR! SIR! You cannot lay down in there, this is a McDonald's!

You know, for someone who spends so much time and money on purchasing high fashion and "art", not to mention trying to live a life of sophistication, you definitely have abominable taste in movies.

 

[SoCal2NYC]

Originally Posted by SField

You know, for someone who spends so much time and money on purchasing high fashion and "art", not to mention trying to live a life of sophistication, you definitely have abominable taste in movies.

Trying?

 

[SField]

Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC

Trying?

Yes, trying. As in, not succeeding.

 

[SoCal2NYC]

I never really imagined that I was trying to lead a life of sophistication.

Those who have met me know that for as high-brow as I might be I readily counter it with something low-brow.

I'll eat Taco Bell for lunch one day and dinner at Bouley that night.
I'll fly private and then rent a mid-size economy car for the weekend.
I'll see the National Chorale one evening and then Mall Cop the next.
I'll switch back betwene The History Channel and Comedy Central.

 

[SField]

Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC

I never really imagined that I was trying to lead a life of sophistication.

Those who have met me know that for as high-brow as I might be I readily counter it with something low-brow.

I'll eat Taco Bell for lunch one day and dinner at Bouley that night.
I'll fly private and then rent a mid-size economy car for the weekend.
I'll see the National Chorale one evening and then Mall Cop the next.
I'll switch back betwene The History Channel and Comedy Central.

Bully for you, how incredibly noble.

Mall Cop will suck. King of Queens is about as funny as oral herpes, and not nearly as edgy.

 

[SoCal2NYC]

Originally Posted by SField

Bully for you, how incredibly noble.

Mall Cop will suck. King of Queens is about as funny as oral herpes, and not nearly as edgy.

Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC

Oh god this looks good.
I was never a fan of his sitcom; but, his standup specials are always hilarious.


Why are you sweating?
I peeled an orange....bout an hour ago.


SIR! SIR! You cannot lay down in there, this is a McDonald's!

kthxbai!

 

[chronoaug]

Originally Posted by SField

You know, for someone who spends so much time and money on purchasing high fashion and "art", not to mention trying to live a life of sophistication, you definitely have abominable taste in movies.

You obviously haven't met the guy....

* z formation snap*

 

[SField]

Originally Posted by chronoaug

You obviously haven't met the guy....

* z formation snap*

I'm only talking about what I read here.

In any case, this looks like garbage and typical Kevin James loser humor. Not funny.

 

[Baron]

Originally Posted by SField

You know, for someone who spends so much time and money on purchasing high fashion and "art", not to mention trying to live a life of sophistication, you definitely have abominable taste in movies.

Originally Posted by SField

Yes, trying. As in, not succeeding.

Originally Posted by SField

Bully for you, how incredibly noble.

Mall Cop will suck. King of Queens is about as funny as oral herpes, and not nearly as edgy.

What does define a life of sophistication? spending your free time on the internet looking for opportunities to unleash zingers on strangers? You've only been here for 2 months and you post way too much. Chill out already.