Mafoofan's Official Statement on Foyers

[Fuuma]

When I feel like trolling I just do it with my main and only alias so I guess I'm against expansionist avatar policies.

 

[Film Noir Buff]

Originally Posted by iammatt

You never know. Some of these unbacked screen names have been sliced into many pieces and nobody really knows who owns a little bit of whom. During an earlier panic, now known as the Great Douchebag panic of '06, it was nearly impossible to figure out which members owned the various douche tranches.
I remember that, it was in the power vacuum created by the suddenly collapse of the AAAC triumphirate which gave rise to large numbers of quarreling posters hitherto held in check by that strong fist. Apparently, they were not quite ready for their fledgling democracy.

 

[Wes Bourne]

Originally Posted by iammatt

Are you also Jovan? I believe he was forced to liquidate when an earlier bubble burst.

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe. Are you really the hairy chested guy pictured next to LK at the SF meetup?

 

[itsstillmatt]

Originally Posted by Wes Bourne

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe. Are you really the hairy chested guy pictured next to LK at the SF meetup?

Well, if you have Jon and Jovan in there, you obviously purchased a BBB tranche.

 

[Manton]

Originally Posted by iammatt

Well, if you have Jon and Jovan in there, you obviously purchased a BBB tranche.

Not to mention, no chest hair.

 

[adambparker]

Originally Posted by zjpj83

Thanks. As you can see, there are some pre-foyers before the real foyer. I find you need to lead up to all good foyers with smaller, less foyers. It adds to the overall impact.

How many foyer-fittings does your foyer-ier do before delivering the finished product?

 

[Film Noir Buff]

Originally Posted by grimslade

The real problem is existential. Without us, they'd have nothing to talk about.
I think that would be more calculus than existentialism because if your premise were true, the difference between the subject matter and nothing would be asymptotic.

 

[itsstillmatt]

Originally Posted by Manton

Not to mention, no chest hair.
Clearly, there is a good bit of Vox Sartoria mixed in to that tranche as well.

 

[Film Noir Buff]

There's a lot of assets here we could base CDOs on.

A lace up boot flow derivative or a knit necktie one?

 

[voxsartoria]

Originally Posted by iammatt

Clearly, there is a good bit of Vox Sartoria mixed in to that tranche as well.

Wrong tranche. CCC. Only for the sophisticated investor who is willing to lose it all to win it all.

I was recently upgraded from DD. That's the good part. Backing assets are empty Zimmerli boxer brief boxes and a jar full of corks.


- B

 

[LabelKing]

Originally Posted by RJmanbearpig

Is that the same as your Raptor Romper Room?



No, it's the Raptor **** Room. The walls look like Pollock paintings.

 

[eg1]

Originally Posted by iammatt

Would one be in need of a speedy painting team to avoid clotting?

Originally Posted by LabelKing

Several layers at least!

Um, no, that would be cloaca, as opposed to foyer.

Originally Posted by iammatt

That is why it is good to hedge your bets and spend some of your time at a place like FNB which has never tolerated member expansion, and has steadfastly remained on a hard member system, in which each screen name is backed by a real, authentic person.

edmorel, paging edmorel ...

Originally Posted by LabelKing

No, it's the Raptor **** Room. The walls look like Pollock paintings.

I wasn't aware that you and Commissioner Stern were on such close terms ...

As for the OP, it's "foy-eh" up here in The Great White North. I don't have one -- merely a hall. Perhaps this explains my envy and predilection for progressive redistributive taxation ...

 

[J'aimelescravates]

What a whirlwind of fun this thread turned out to be.

I've feel I've truly been enlightened.

 

[Manton]

Originally Posted by J'aimelescravates

What a whirlwind of fun this thread turned out to be.

I've feel I've truly been enlightened.

Have you measured your foyer? If not, you still have more to learn.

 

[J'aimelescravates]

Originally Posted by Manton

Have you measured your foyer? If not, you still have more to learn.

Only the one in my car