Mafoofan struggles to buy breast wallet at Hermes . . . arises victorious!

[DeeLish]

Originally Posted by doloresmia

Juliette, it is great that you spend so much time on the H tPF forum - per your own posts - with people that you clearly disdain. most of us, whether we post a lot or not, happen to think it is a nice thing to support other members who have worked, or married, or done very naughty things in order to earn their very expensive handbags, in the same way members here might get excited for their watches, shoes or other material and let's face it, fun bits and bobs. Personally I like that there is a place that you don't have to deal with the cattiness of which your posts are have been full. If it isn't too treacly for you - big hugs and kisses on the holidays and happy you have found a forum that suits your wit.

Meanwhile, I have been laughing my head off at this thread and want to plant a big kiss on Vox, Tokyo Slim, ClintonF, Icarus, Matt and too many others for your hilarious posts... and in case you were wondering, objectively speaking most men would not mind being kissed by me, although I won't post my dimensions on my profile like you do. Please come back to tPF often and I will continue to enjoy this thread. Muchas Gracias and happy festivus....

I agree... and have enjoyed the wit you boys have shown and hope you come back to PF to play some more.

 

[imatlas]

Originally Posted by cakeymakeybakey

I'm curious, juliette, do you carry a purse at all, and if so what kind?

It's on!

 

[RJE]

As I yesterday finally learnt how to embed (rather than just linking to) Youtube clips at a specific point in the clip, I allow myself a little repetition which I felt summed up foo's attempted shopping experience:

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[GoldenTribe]

I'm still on page 13 of this thread, but if it hasn't been said a thousand times already (actually, even if it has), the post below is a strong candidate for the single dumbest thing I've ever read in my life.

Originally Posted by PoodleMommy

To the OP, It sounds like you are "somebody", because they didn't know it was "you!" Trust me, H doesn't care a fig who you are if you give them attitude. Perhaps, they didn't know what the heck a breast pocket was. You went in there annoyed to begin with. And, you were not educated in Hermes to understand that you just can't go into an H Boutique and ask for a green pebbled calfskin wallet. They could have shown you a pebbled bullskin wallet or a pebbled goat skin wallet, but you asked for calfskin. You asked for a color that is most likely not in the SLG (small leather goods) collection currently. Judging from the dialog you memorized you well, you know what you want so much. As for the wallet costing so much. They are handmade, as you must know. Some cost as much as an inexpensive bag. The wallets are a work of art. They are as much a piece of art as a Birkin or a Constance. I believe green is going to be a big spring/summer color. Perhaps you could wait until then. I didn't know this forum existed until somebody on my beloved forum posted your silly post for the pure craziness of it. To own a piece of H is to love it, to have a relationship with an H SA is also important. There is so much more to H than the actual piece of leather. Maybe you are just not "worthy," whoever you are.

 

[NORE]

Originally Posted by GoldenTribe

I'm still on page 13 of this thread, but if it hasn't been said a thousand times already (actually, even if it has), the post below is a strong candidate for the single dumbest thing I've ever read in my life.

+1. A-mazing I'nt it?

 

[Trompe le Monde]

Originally Posted by lee_44106

Now that's some next level stuff there.

A bespoke purse for a purse!

next level is having 24/7 assistants to carry ones things

 

[deadly7]

Originally Posted by HORNS

Sister, stick around for a few more days. Hell, hours, and reconsider this statement.

Two words: black suits.


Somewhere in the distant, I just heard half of SF loading their shotguns.

 

[haganah]

The Purse Forum is the one with that blonde eastern european peasant girl who lives in Brooklyn right (the one ThinkDerm creepily posted pics of over and over and over and over again)? I imagine her being the ying to the yang of the guy on here (name escapes me) with the tattoos and facial hair who also lives in Brooklyn. They'd raise lovely children with thick immigrant accents that would read purple magazine and hang out at five leaves.

Btw, I'm sure all the weirdos on here with Asian/boyish girl fetish really get off looking through their pictures - I won't name names, but you know who you are.

Merry Christmas.

 

[Metlin]

Originally Posted by GoldenTribe

I'm still on page 13 of this thread, but if it hasn't been said a thousand times already (actually, even if it has), the post below is a strong candidate for the single dumbest thing I've ever read in my life.
Yeah, other tPF readers don't seem too bad. PoddleMommy sounds like a nutcase with serious issues.

 

[bing]

somebody got a cliff's notes version of this thread?

 

[ichobi]

Just sticky it already lol

 

[imageWIS]

Awesome thread. I had a very similar conversation with the hot blonde at VC also on Madison regarding a watch my cousin wanted to buy (he doesn't speak English very well, so I was acting as translator and WIS). How can you possibly sell a $35K watch and not have any inkling about WTF you are selling?

 

[SkinnyGoomba]

I'm now wearing $300 Frette cashmere slippers with black suede trim and $200 cashmere cable knit socks by Ralph Lauren for Purple Label.

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by SkinnyGoomba

I'm now wearing $300 Frette cashmere slippers with black suede trim and $200 cashmere cable knit socks by Ralph Lauren for Purple Label.

You should go to Hermes, buy a dark green breast wallet and post pictures of it online so

can go and show the moron at Hermes what he is looking for.

 

[SkinnyGoomba]

Originally Posted by imageWIS

You should go to Hermes, buy a dark green breast wallet and post pictures of it online so

can go and show the moron at Hermes what he is looking for.

I already own a RLPL alligator card case.