Machete

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  1. Tokyo Slim

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    I'm going to see it this weekend. Original NSFW parody trailer on Grindhouse that spawned the feature:
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    Is this the one w/ Cheech as the gun-wielding priest in the trailer?
    Something about that movie seemed absolutely terrible yet still intriguing.
     


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    Is this the one w/ Cheech as the gun-wielding priest in the trailer?
    Something about that movie seemed absolutely terrible yet still intriguing.


    When you hire Machete to kill the bad guy. You better be damn sure the bad guy isn't YOU.
     


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    Mauro Senior member Affiliate Vendor

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    I am so going to watch this.
     


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    lol i have a few friends that are really excited about this
    something about getting stoned and seeing the trailer on planet terror and thinking the movie would never exist i guess
     


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    I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the blend of over the top cartoonish violence, gratuitous nudity, and cheesy dialogue combines to make this one of the most fun movies I've seen in a long time. Then again, I'm a big Danny Trejo fan.

    Steven Segal as a Mexican drug lord. Bonus.
     




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    Hombre Secreto Senior member

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    Saw it on Sunday. It was pretty funny and over the top. I enjoyed it a lot more than The Expendables.

    Also is it me or is Michelle Rodriguez aging incredibly? She looks way hotter than she did in her The Fast and the Furious days.
     


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    Saw it on Sunday. It was pretty funny and over the top. I enjoyed it a lot more than The Expendables.
    Same here. Still have to go see Piranha 3D though.
    She looks delicious for sure. Jessica Alba looked skinny as shit, but that shower scene was pretty damn hot. Even Lindsay Lohan looked pretty good naked. Nothin bad to say about the talent in this movie. [​IMG]
     


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    I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the blend of over the top cartoonish violence, gratuitous nudity, and cheesy dialogue combines to make this one of the most fun movies I've seen in a long time. Then again, I'm a big Danny Trejo fan.

    This was my experience today. I thought the movie was very entertaining, it's nice to see some exploitation cinema every now and then. Mexploitation?
     


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    This was my experience today. I thought the movie was very entertaining, it's nice to see some exploitation cinema every now and then. Mexploitation?

    Yeah, Rodriguez said this was the first ever mexploitation movie.
     


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    I will watch this when it hits DVD. My 17yr old Daughter and I saw the trailor for this at Predators.

    She looked disinterested, but I predicted it would be a good movie if you expected a solid "B" grade grindhouse type of show. I liked both grindhouses movis that that this came from. I thought they did a real good job of making a solid spoof movie.
     


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    Does she get naked in this movie, the Michelle Rodriguez?
     


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    grindhouse was good. i'm deff going to watch this
     


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    I honestly have never laughed so much during a movie before. For those of you with a strong stomach, see this movie.
     


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