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Mace in the Face, B***h! Well, not really…

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I have no idea which forum to post this under, but here goes:

So I'm in class when a chick in the corner starts coughing, then the chick next to me starts coughing, then I start coughing, then the teacher starts coughing, next thing I know half the class is coughing. It seems that some chick had mace and some retard next to her wouldn't believe that it was mace and hit the button for an extended period of time.

Needless to say, class was dismissed. Which only leads me to ask: WTF is wrong with my generation?

Jon.
 

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Maybe no Darwin-type major war/pandemic cleansing (yet)?
 

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Similar story: A friend of the family's wife worked nights so she carried pepper spray on her key chain in case she got attacked in the parking lot. So, one day she's sleeping upstairs and down stairs her 10 year old mischievious kid found the pepper spray. He sprays it all around, starts coughing and stuff so he goes outside to the backyard. Minutes later the woman upstairs wakes up coughing with her eyes burning. she goes all around the house wondering what the deal was until she sees the keychain on the table and the kid outside, who fessed up immediately. "I just wanted to see how it worked mom!" I'm not sure how long it took him to sit down after the paddling he got. They had to open up all the windows and put fans in a lot of them to get the fumes out.
 

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It's a consequence of a continuous divorce from the Real reality as society steers people, for its own ends, into its own version of reality.
 
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someone maced the locker room in high school. it wasn't so bad. i like getting my eyes flushed.
 

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Dude, shut up.
 

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Originally Posted by Mike
Similar story: A friend of the family's wife worked nights so she carried pepper spray on her key chain in case she got attacked in the parking lot. So, one day she's sleeping upstairs and down stairs her 10 year old mischievious kid found the pepper spray. He sprays it all around, starts coughing and stuff so he goes outside to the backyard. Minutes later the woman upstairs wakes up coughing with her eyes burning. she goes all around the house wondering what the deal was until she sees the keychain on the table and the kid outside, who fessed up immediately. "I just wanted to see how it worked mom!" I'm not sure how long it took him to sit down after the paddling he got. They had to open up all the windows and put fans in a lot of them to get the fumes out.

At least the kid didn't spray himself in the face.
 

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I am ashamed, today, to be imageWIS.
 

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Originally Posted by stach
Maybe no Darwin-type major war/pandemic cleansing (yet)?

"We need another Vietnam. Thin out their ranks a little."



Originally Posted by Huntsman
It's a consequence of a continuous divorce from the Real reality as society steers people, for its own ends, into its own version of reality.

Hellooooo Baudrillard!
 

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