Looking at penises in the locker room.

[TheDarkKnight]

Originally Posted by SField

what I don't get are the fat people who wear underwear to the shower
Really underwear in the shower?? That's making yourself the biggest target, whilst simultaneously whimpering about having the smallest weener.

Originally Posted by iammatt

Once in a blue moon, my wife will give me an unfortunate meat curtain update. I don't go to the gym, so no schlong watching for me.
There was a similar conversation last night but women talking about hollywood waxes.

 

[pebblegrain]

Originally Posted by ErnestoG.

how many of you guys go to the stalls for a little bit and play with yourself so you acheive a sort of midway point between boaner and soft? this would make you look pretty big compared with all of those limp men in the locker room.

Don't overdo it. I'm reminded of middle school gym class, when 2 guys out of 40 embarrassingly had a full on erection every single shower time. Needless to say they got called pheg a lot

 

[TheDarkKnight]

Originally Posted by pebblegrain

Don't overdo it. I'm reminded of middle school gym class, when 2 guys out of 40 embarrassingly had a full on erection every single shower time. Needless to say they got called pheg a lot

Originally Posted by rach2jlc

Can't go wrong with old school Brando. The above is "rugged" Brando for you manly men, and then we have pretty Brando for the Pink Dolphin Society.

An interesting problem to have. If I had free and incognito access to the girls' changing rooms it would be incredible! I'd simply time all of my gym visits with the college girl sports team visits, and crank one off in the toilet stalls.

Is the changing room at such times of more athletic individuals, a minefield Prof F for those in the Pink dolphin society?

 

[RSS]

Originally Posted by pebblegrain

Don't overdo it. I'm reminded of middle school gym class, when 2 guys out of 40 embarrassingly had a full on erection every single shower time. Needless to say they got called pheg a lot
I don't ever recall getting an errection in the locker room. Not once ... I don't care how pretty the fellows were.

 

[TheDarkKnight]

Originally Posted by RSS

I don't ever recall getting an errection in the locker room. Not once ... I don't care how pretty the fellows were.

I should hope not too! Just the once is not forgivable

 

[CunningSmeagol]

Originally Posted by TheDarkKnight

I should hope not too! Just the once is not forgivable

Oh, c'mon. It's forgivable. Just once.

 

[HORNS]

In high school, we had those pillar showers with 4-5 heads on it, so we all were standing around and not helping to look at each others' bodies. Once, everyone started laughing, and I looked down to see one of the black kids pissing on my leg.

 

[Don Carlos]

Originally Posted by HORNS

In high school, we had those pillar showers with 4-5 heads on it, so we all were standing around and not helping to look at each others' bodies. Once, everyone started laughing, and I looked down to see one of the black kids pissing on my leg.

LOL, we had the same thing happen in our middle school locker room. Kids would gang up in the showers and pee on this one little Asian kid. Also, this little fat kid would slide along the floor on his belly, like some kind of seal at Sea World. Boys in 7th and 8th grade are ******* marsupialed.

 

[Neo_Version 7]

Originally Posted by Don Carlos

Boys in 7th and 8th grade are ******* marsupialed.

marsupialed or awesome?

 

[ErnestoG.]

ya bro, they are mad dum.

 

[Don Carlos]

Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7

marsupialed or awesome?

Lil' of both, really.

 

[Rambo]

What say you all - if you walk into the locker room and a man is blowdrying his crotch, you just have to look and see what the hell he's up to don't you? Saw this the other day at the gym in my building. He didn't even put a leg on a bench. Just sort of bent his knees and flared them out to get some extra room.

 

[Pilot]

Originally Posted by Rambo

What say you all - if you walk into the locker room and a man is blowdrying his crotch, you just have to look and see what the hell he's up to don't you? Saw this the other day at the gym in my building. He didn't even put a leg on a bench. Just sort of bent his knees and flared them out to get some extra room.

LOL

 

[TheDarkKnight]

Originally Posted by Rambo

What say you all - if you walk into the locker room and a man is blowdrying his crotch, you just have to look and see what the hell he's up to don't you? Saw this the other day at the gym in my building. He didn't even put a leg on a bench. Just sort of bent his knees and flared them out to get some extra room.

I think this calls for one-upmanship. You should bring in a marital aid, stuff it with a cloth and then proceed to roger the marital aid in the changing room and exclaim "What? I'm only drying my schlong"

 

[TheSauceBoss]

Originally Posted by khaki sack

What's up with using a blow dryer on your weenus and anus in the locker room, sometimes with one leg propped up on the counter? WTF?! Damn it. Remind me never to use a locker room blow dryer.

This is by far the weirdest behavior I have ever seen in a locker room. What compels a person to act this way? Another thing I notice, most guys (at least the ones I hang out with) get dressed by putting on their pants first and then shoes, shirt etc.. A somewhat normal order of events. Whats up with the guys who hang out balls ass naked from the waist down, with a dress shirt on and standing in front of the mirror making their tie? WTF dude! Put on your pants man. Plus the guy who sets up a complete wet shaving area on the counter and shaves his face without even a towel on. Cmon man, at least wrap a towel around yourself. Now, most times I train in a local gym and just shower when I get home. Avoids all the locker room BS.