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Looking at penises in the locker room.

Discussion in 'Health & Body' started by Don Carlos, Jan 6, 2011.

  1. rach2jlc

    rach2jlc Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    When I was a grad student there was a senior level admin who did something similar in the gym every morning; however, I never ever saw him working out. Whenever I see his pic in the alumni magazine or other university mailing, the first thing I think about is how creepy he was in the gym.

    You know, come to think of it, I never saw this guy work out either. [​IMG]
     
  2. TheDarkKnight

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  3. TheDarkKnight

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    When I was a grad student there was a senior level admin who did something similar in the gym every morning; however, I never ever saw him working out. Whenever I see his pic in the alumni magazine or other university mailing, the first thing I think about is how creepy he was in the gym.

    This seems to be a universal truth of all gyms, internationally. There were several middle aged men who did the same at my sports centre.

    They would spend about half an hour naked, doing everything possible to stay naked as long as possible - cleaning teeth, shaving, blow drying and then styling their hair, all naked.

    They'd even seem to put socks and shirt on before their underpants lulz
     
  4. runner-guy

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    This seems to be a universal truth of all gyms, internationally. There were several middle aged men who did the same at my sports centre. They would spend about half an hour naked, doing everything possible to stay naked as long as possible - cleaning teeth, shaving, blow drying and then styling their hair, all naked. They'd even seem to put socks and shirt on before their underpants lulz
    I never understood this. Any dude who is naked for more than 10 seconds in a locker room is totally getting off on being seen by other guys.
     
  5. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    I never understood this. Any dude who is naked for more than 10 seconds in a locker room is totally getting off on being seen by other guys.

    It sounds like you have a problem with that...
     
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    I wonder how the membership here would fare on the viagra gay-porn boner challenge?

    First thing I thought of.
     
  7. HORNS

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    [​IMG]

    I'm going on to Craigslist and post a lost pet on Lost and Found, and put this fella and his fellow up as a pic.
     
  8. TheDarkKnight

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    It sounds like you have a problem with that...

    I think 10 seconds is a little "aghhhhh don't look at my weaner" panic stricken.
     
  9. foodguy

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    I never understood this. Any dude who is naked for more than 10 seconds in a locker room is totally getting off on being seen by other guys.

    what, you change under a burqa?
     
  10. runner-guy

    runner-guy Senior member

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    How long does it take to put a pair of underwear on?
     
  11. foodguy

    foodguy Senior member

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    get out of my shorts, shower, dry off, get into street clothes. i'm old and slow, and a lot more than 10 seconds.
     
  12. runner-guy

    runner-guy Senior member

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    Understandable. I'm not referring to showering, just after when some dudes feel the need to walk around naked.
     
  13. SField

    SField Senior member

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    Understandable. I'm not referring to showering, just after when some dudes feel the need to walk around naked.

    o my god.. get the fuck over yourself.

    I don't get how some americans are so puritanical.
     
  14. Sunnydale

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    Well, I do my best to only look straight ahead, reach my destination of hanging up the winter jacket, turn around and head toward the work machines.

    For some strange reason though the male locker rooms weight scale is near the door. And sometimes guys will run naked to the scale and then run to the shower. Few things scarier than opening the door to the locker room, having a big naked dude running right at you. I want to tell them, for the love of god, a towel isn't more than a few ounces!
     
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    Ya'll just look?
     
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    Ya'll just look?
    I do a lil ass to crotch when I pass by from time to time if ya know what I'm sayin. [​IMG]
     
  17. GusW

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    Growing up in the 60's we ended 7th grade gym class, and from then on, taking a shower. You didn't get a towel until you left the shower. That was just the way it was , even into college. So walking around a locker room to the shower in the nude was normal. Even going to private athletic clubs in the 70's that was normal too.

    Too be honest, I never really looked at guys weiners. I mean, you had one, so what.

    The very first time I ever really noticed one was in a locker room in a health club. An old stocky guy had one leg up one a bench and was drying himself off with a towel. His back was to me. It looked like he was reaching down to scratch his knee with his arm....but it wasn't his arm. I've never, ever seen anything like it. No porno, nothing comes close. I swear he was part horse.
     
  18. Don Carlos

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    Growing up in the 60's we ended 7th grade gym class, and from then on, taking a shower. You didn't get a towel until you left the shower. That was just the way it was , even into college.
    That's how it was in our 7th, 8th, and 9th grade PE classes (which is really just the silly, modern name for gym class) in the 90s. Lots of young dick on display. Because of the disparity in pubertal stages at that point, you saw a pretty wide spread of wang. Early developers had giant, hairy salamis. Some kids had tiny little buttons. By 9th grade, obviously, most kids had at least moved well into puberty. But we had a few notable stragglers. One kid -- ironically enough, and I shit you not, his name was Kyle -- had a dick no bigger than a kidney bean in 9th grade. It became a defining part of how anyone described him. Poor schmuck. I hope that little piglet finally grew into a juicy hog.
     
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    That's how it was in our 7th, 8th, and 9th grade PE classes (which is really just the silly, modern name for gym class) in the 90s. Lots of young dick on display. Because of the disparity in pubertal stages at that point, you saw a pretty wide spread of wang. Early developers had giant, hairy salamis. Some kids had tiny little buttons. By 9th grade, obviously, most kids had at least moved well into puberty. But we had a few notable stragglers. One kid -- ironically enough, and I shit you not, his name was Kyle -- had a dick no bigger than a kidney bean in 9th grade. It became a defining part of how anyone described him. Poor schmuck. I hope that little piglet finally grew into a juicy hog.

    I heard he did, but not in the way you mean it.
     
  20. razl

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    It's like those dudes who see an open spot at the urinal, but then run into one of the stalls to take a piss. We know why you're doing it, pinkydick.

    Actually, I don't want your fucking overspray on my shoes, douche.
     

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