LOL! RLPL Butt thong, only used twice!

Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by Stu, Apr 5, 2005.

  1. faustian bargain

    faustian bargain Senior member

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    (faustian bargain @ April 05 2005,18:02) threads like these only show up once in a blue moon. /andrew
    Speaking of puns... Jon.
    you mean...BUNS??? [​IMG]
     
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    And thus a league of extraordinary gentlemen's true adolescent nature is revealed. We'll rue this day.
     
  3. faustian bargain

    faustian bargain Senior member

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    my money's on Jill.

    carlo must have a birthday coming up, or something.
     
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    You are truly masters of all that you survey...

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  5. Stu

    Stu Senior member

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    What creeps me out is he says it still fits him. For all we know, he gets it out and plays dress up (or down) with it from time to time.

    You know, this thread is like a loud fart in High School chemistry lab. It just makes me giggle like hell.
     
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    Carlo Senior member

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    (johnnynorman3 @ April 05 2005,13:13) Also, does the statement that it was "worn twice" include the modeling shots (can you imagine asking someone to photograph you?)? Â And, is the fact that it hasn't been worn in salt water really putting my mind at ease?
    What creeps me out is he says it still fits him. For all we know, he gets it out and plays dress up (or down) with it from time to time. You know, this thread is like a loud fart in High School chemistry lab. It just makes me giggle like hell.
    I was wondering when farts would enter this thread, thank you, Stu. I needed this thread today after a 5 day fight with my now former webhosting firm.
     
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    Stu Senior member

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    I was wondering when farts would enter this thread, thank you, Stu. I needed this thread today after a 5 day fight with my now former webhosting firm.[/quote] You knew it was just a matter of time. [​IMG]
     
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    Charley Senior member

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    (Stu @ April 05 2005,15:13) Forget the puns, I want to know who the poor bastard is  who is actually bidding on this. It's got to be someone on here.  C'mon, fess up.
    my money's on Jill. carlo must have a birthday coming up, or something.
    The item should be perfect for use as the eternal "re-gifting" object.
     
  9. Alexander Kabbaz

    Alexander Kabbaz Senior member

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    I hate to throw cold water on a hot item (yeah, I know that was sick), but it is against Federal statute to resell undergarments/swimwear containing a crotch.

    And to think I noticed at least three attorneys posting in this thread. Why is the shirtmaker citing the law while the lawyers discuss farts?
     
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    RJman Posse Member Dubiously Honored

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    Whoa. No idea. What if they're crotchless?

    Guess my firm's Pervy Re-used Banana Hammock Practice Group isn't up to date.
     
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    I don't know which law school class the underwear statute would come up in.

    Are you sure this law isn't a myth, I searched the US Code and I couldn't find an underwear law (I searched for the words "crotch" "underwear" and "under garment".
     
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    Because sartorical law is not their specialty, rather they specialize in fartorical law?
     
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    RJman Posse Member Dubiously Honored

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    OMG...... Holy shit, this would make a RIGHTEOUS research project for some hapless summer associate.... "One of our... er... clients needs to know if he can resell pre-owned butt floss through the mails. I expect an answer on my desk on Monday."
     
  14. Alexander Kabbaz

    Alexander Kabbaz Senior member

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    Of course I am sure. I read it on my web site. [​IMG] I believe it is properly termed a regulation, not a statute, but I am not sure. It is something that underwear manufacturers strongly impress upon their distributors. Perhaps it is a myth ... but if so, let's take it as gospel. God would not want thongs resold.
     
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    I am pretty sure that a few of my former employees used to run these searches on Google daily... [​IMG]
     

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