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LOL! RLPL Butt thong, only used twice!

Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by Stu, Apr 5, 2005.

  1. faustian bargain

    faustian bargain Senior member

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    no comment.
     
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    FIHTies Senior member Affiliate Vendor

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    (Carlo @ April 05 2005,13:43) Actually, I am in breathless anticipation of Ernest's review.
    The question must be asked, When can we expect to see the Carlo Franco Italian elastane butt thongs? Â Seven-fold construction, no less.
    I would imagine hoewever that the heavy woven fabrics might be ah...um....overkill? And if thats how you intend to one up AK's Zimmerli girl at the next shindig I dont think its gonna do the trick...
     
  3. Carlo

    Carlo Senior member

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    RJ - right after the made in Botswana 'soft' line... approximately 6-12 months after my death assuming I can't figure out how to get hold of Whoopie Goldberg's character in Ghost to help me put a stop to it.
     
  4. Stu

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    OK wiseguy, I knew someone would make that crack [​IMG] Was searching "Purple Label." I swear.
     
  5. Stu

    Stu Senior member

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    Ladies and Gents: We've got a bidder. Lucky for the poor schlob his ID is being kept private.
     
  6. Carlo

    Carlo Senior member

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    (LA Guy @ April 05 2005,13:19) As for the auction, I hope that stu found this because he searched for "Ralph Lauren" and for *no other reason*.
    OK wiseguy, I knew someone would make that crack  [​IMG] Was searching "Purple Label."  I swear.
    well, the garment in question does bring a crack to mind.
     
  7. Stu

    Stu Senior member

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    (Stu @ April 05 2005,14:40)
    As for the auction, I hope that stu found this because he searched for "Ralph Lauren" and for *no other reason*.
    OK wiseguy, I knew someone would make that crack  [​IMG] Was searching "Purple Label."  I swear.
    well, the garment in question does bring a crack to mind.
    Freudian slip. As for your cheeky remark, well....
     
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    faustian bargain Senior member

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    [​IMG] great. this was a fine and respectable thread until you guys had to devolve into punnery. i am on the edge of my seat, waiting for the next bum to comment. threads like these only show up once in a blue moon. /andrew
     
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    Speaking of puns...

    Jon.
     
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    Stu Senior member

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    Forget the puns, I want to know who the poor bastard is who is actually bidding on this. It's got to be someone on here. C'mon, fess up.
     
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    faustian bargain Senior member

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    (faustian bargain @ April 05 2005,18:02) threads like these only show up once in a blue moon. /andrew
    Speaking of puns... Jon.
    you mean...BUNS??? [​IMG]
     
  12. Carlo

    Carlo Senior member

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    And thus a league of extraordinary gentlemen's true adolescent nature is revealed. We'll rue this day.
     
  13. faustian bargain

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    my money's on Jill.

    carlo must have a birthday coming up, or something.
     
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    You are truly masters of all that you survey...

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    Stu Senior member

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    What creeps me out is he says it still fits him. For all we know, he gets it out and plays dress up (or down) with it from time to time.

    You know, this thread is like a loud fart in High School chemistry lab. It just makes me giggle like hell.
     
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    (johnnynorman3 @ April 05 2005,13:13) Also, does the statement that it was "worn twice" include the modeling shots (can you imagine asking someone to photograph you?)? Â And, is the fact that it hasn't been worn in salt water really putting my mind at ease?
    What creeps me out is he says it still fits him. For all we know, he gets it out and plays dress up (or down) with it from time to time. You know, this thread is like a loud fart in High School chemistry lab. It just makes me giggle like hell.
    I was wondering when farts would enter this thread, thank you, Stu. I needed this thread today after a 5 day fight with my now former webhosting firm.
     
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    Stu Senior member

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    I was wondering when farts would enter this thread, thank you, Stu. I needed this thread today after a 5 day fight with my now former webhosting firm.[/quote] You knew it was just a matter of time. [​IMG]
     
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    (Stu @ April 05 2005,15:13) Forget the puns, I want to know who the poor bastard is  who is actually bidding on this. It's got to be someone on here.  C'mon, fess up.
    my money's on Jill. carlo must have a birthday coming up, or something.
    The item should be perfect for use as the eternal "re-gifting" object.
     
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    I hate to throw cold water on a hot item (yeah, I know that was sick), but it is against Federal statute to resell undergarments/swimwear containing a crotch.

    And to think I noticed at least three attorneys posting in this thread. Why is the shirtmaker citing the law while the lawyers discuss farts?
     
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    RJman Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Whoa. No idea. What if they're crotchless?

    Guess my firm's Pervy Re-used Banana Hammock Practice Group isn't up to date.
     

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