List your favorite put-down names!

[Mr. Checks]

3. Meathead

2. No-talent Ass Clown

1. ???

 

[Bradford]

Jackass

 

[countdemoney]

ass brained spasm
fuckwit

 

[Aristocrat]

I will laugh to you when you are 40 and are cleaning toiletts, because u didnt graduate with my scores.

 

[Mr. Checks]

Originally Posted by Aristocrat

I will laugh to you when you are 40 and are cleaning toiletts, because u didnt graduate with my scores.

cumbersome

 

[benecios]

Muppet
Reptile
Wanker

 

[rdawson808]

Freethrow

For explanation: we were watching Jeopardy one night and the correct response was clearly "freekick". The contestant said "freethrow." From that moment on I call dumb people Freethrow in the most derisive voice I can.

b

 

[Drinkwaters]

Originally Posted by countdemoney

ass brained spasm
fuckwit

Fuckwad

 

[Ivan Kipling]

Xestiliasmeni

Xestiliasmenos

 

[Matt]

knobcheese

 

[Nantucket Red]

ROOF!
(Junior high in-joke started by yours truly referring to the "epsilon minus semi-moron" -- the stupidest of the stupid -- in Aldous Huxley's Brave New World.)

"Just because you're conceited doesn't mean you're attractive."
Mostly addressed to women who are full of themselves.

Likewise, the backhanded compliment: "I don't care what anybody says, I like you" or "For a ********, you don't sweat much."

"Well, any ******* time, sweetheart!"
Lifted wholesale from Full Metal Jacket and uttered in moments of impatience.

"Asshat"
Anybody know the meaning or origin of this one?

 

[Get Smart]

****-muscle

 

[gamelan]

a friend of mine who works in the healthcare industry refers to dermatologists as "pimple-popper MD". i have to say i love that one.

-Jeff

 

[Stu]

Buttcheese.
Meathead -- always a classic
Rocket Scientist -- spoken ironically, another classic

 

[Dakota rube]

Knuckle-dragger
Mouth-breather