List your favorite put-down names!

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  1. Rome

    Rome Mr. Chocolates Godiva

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    The guys over at www.fark.com were taking credit for "asshat" about a year ago. My favorites include but are not limited to: 1. Cunt-rag 2. Ass-neck 3. Bottom of the Bag
     


  2. odoreater

    odoreater Senior member

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    odoreater to some kid that was being a wiseass the other day: "you little shit."
     


  3. faustian bargain

    faustian bargain Senior member

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    i just watched A Piece of the Action starring james earl jones, sidney poitier, and bill cosby, so the first thing that comes to mind is "Tittysucker".

    otherwise i like "Moron"

    or "Einstein" for sarcastic moments.

    "No shit, Sherlock" is a good standby.

    but what really puts most people down is a nice dose of condescension, followed by icy indifference.
     


  4. Stax

    Stax Senior member

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    tool
     


  5. designprofessor

    designprofessor Senior member

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    Goober

    #%&*"n dolt!

    inbred

    meth head

    [​IMG] these can be used together for those special occaisions[​IMG]
     


  6. imageWIS

    imageWIS Senior member

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    Lepton (mainly because the average person has no clue what it means); also applies to troglodyte.

    Jon.
     


  7. Soph

    Soph Senior member

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    Mullet Hair

    Inbred Success
     


  8. DNW

    DNW Senior member

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    Bastardized son of a cow.

    You should've been swallowed.

    or

    When in a hurry: asshole, shithead, motherfucker, cunt...or all those in succession.
     


  9. Arethusa

    Arethusa Senior member

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    The guys over at www.fark.com were taking credit for "asshat" about a year ago.
    Asshat was definitely around before fark.
     


  10. Nonk

    Nonk Senior member

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    I second Muppet

    Donkey is good.

    As a cast away line to someone you intensely dislike, I quite like the simple "I hope you die soon" before sauntering off nonchalantly.

    "Sweet Bloke" or "Right Fella" mean of course the opposite.

    A sarcastic "Good work" or "Well done" has it's place, as does "Another successful experiment by Professor Pie-head"

    It is hard to beat the intense hatred that is carried with the old favourite - "wanker"
     


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    Houndstooth Senior member

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    Not in any order,

    Fish stick

    Grub

    Packer Fan

    Grub Stick

    Fish

    Siff

    Friend
     


  12. rdawson808

    rdawson808 Senior member

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    Please use your head for something other than candy storage. Or just "Do you have Rollos in your head?"


    b
     


  13. odoreater

    odoreater Senior member

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    dick
     


  14. Nantucket Red

    Nantucket Red "Mr. Fashionista"

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    Possibly my favorite of all time:
    "Your ass sucks putty balls."

    Insults that employ weak rhyme are particularly effective:

    Ass bandit
    Ass master (thanks, South Park)
    Cockmonger
    Cum chugger
    Dicklicker

    Then there's the trusty "fudge packer."

    About 20 years ago I was working on a construction crew where the choice put-down was "needle-dicked bug fucker" -- pretty creative.
     


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