Last night at the bar.....

[whiteslashasian]

Originally Posted by Magician

Nothing weird about a guy discretely paying for gay sex at a dive bar. Hope you used protection!

Threesome actually and considering the OP's larger share, he must have provided an extra service or two.

 

[LanceW]

I want my money back!

 

[Piobaire]

Originally Posted by Magician

Nothing weird about a guy discretely paying for gay sex at a dive bar. Hope you used protection!

I lol'ed.

 

[RedLantern]

Stealin iz wrong.

 

[Da Luis Vuitton Don]

i can haz **** secks?

 

[archetypal_yuppie]

Originally Posted by ter1413

So last night I am at my local dive bar near the job. In a booth with my boy and homegirl. My boy tells me that some dude at the bar dropped some $$ by his bag where he was standing. I go over to get another round and the dude is tipsy. I scoop up the $$ and sit back down with the round of drinks. 5 crisp $100 bills. Gave my boy $200 for spotting it. Homegirl was on a smokebreak so she got squat. Just saying!

what an asshole you are.

 

[JayJay]

Originally Posted by archetypal_yuppie

what an asshole you are.
And a thief, just saying.

 

[ConcernedParent]

Originally Posted by JayJay

And a thief, just saying.

Seriously that's fucked up. If the money was just there and it didn't appear to belong to anybody, MAYBE it could be justifiable. But straight up stealing is a hall mark of an epic asshole.

 

[Da Luis Vuitton Don]

Op needs a lesson in bar educate

 

[Piobaire]

Originally Posted by Da Luis Vuitton Don

Op needs a lesson in bar educate

Funny post is funny.

 

[acidboy]

very poor call. guy was still there, you took what is his.

now you'll be known as the guy who took money from a drunk.

 

[Superfluous Man]

Originally Posted by runner-guy

Karma is a *****.

So is the tooth fairly. Thankfully neither exist!

 

[BP348]

Originally Posted by ConcernedParent

Seriously that's fucked up. If the money was just there and it didn't appear to belong to anybody, MAYBE it could be justifiable. But straight up stealing is a hall mark of an epic asshole.

This^

I'm to lazy to look it up but I'm sure one of the lawyers here could tell us if that qualifies as a felony.

 

[ter1413]

Originally Posted by Superfluous Man

So is the tooth fairly. Thankfully neither exist!

LOL!!

 

[Alter]

I think it was good of the OP to teach that drunk the important life lesson that he should be more cautious because there are assholes around that may steal his hard earned money. Well done!