lady friends that kiss you on the lips

[voxsartoria]

This thread is lame without tongue.


- B

 

[Manton]

Originally Posted by A Y

I think we need to revoak your California credentials.

--Andre

SoCal thing. In the civilized North, we never used to do that crap.

 

[Bill Smith]

Maybe she wants to be more than just friends.

 

[itsstillmatt]

Originally Posted by Manton

SoCal thing. In the civilized North, we never used to do that crap.
In the island of sanity that is San Francisco, we grab a handful to see what is really down there. It can change from encounter to encounter, so...

 

[Duff_Man]

Happened to me a few times. In each case it turned out that my platonic friend secretly wanted to jump me.

 

[Manton]

Doesn't anyone remember in the '70s and '80s how all that kissing and grab-ass was seen as LA phony and ridiculed in movies as such?

 

[whiteslashasian]

Originally Posted by Duff_Man

Happened to me a few times. In each case it turned out that my platonic friend secretly wanted to jump me.

This is true.

 

[gdl203]

Originally Posted by Animal Thug

Next time (when the situation is right and you're about to kiss) put one hand on the small of her back, thrust her toward you and press your throbbing manhood all into her pelvis while simultaneously with the other hand slipping your hand under her hair and onto the nape of her neck and press her face into yours taking care not to let your teeth contact hers.
You sound just like someone who's been married for 15 years....

 

[mic]

She's a surgeon?


Ugh, forget it.

 

[MrG]

I have learned two things from this thread:

A) If I even need to communicate something to Antirabbit, avoid any subtlety.

B) I may never realize my long-held dream of hugging Manton.

 

[1969]

Any interaction with a female that experiences a momentary lull in the conversation means it's time to lean in and kiss. If she is confused and offended just sincerely apologize and tell her that you got the wrong message. 60% of the time, it works every time.

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by MrG

I have learned two things from this thread:

A) If I even need to communicate something to Antirabbit, avoid any subtlety.

B) I may never realize my long-held dream of hugging Manton.

Although...re: Manton, I recommend you get hold of a presidential impostor mask - something that resembles a Republican stalwart such as Bush, Bush, Reagan, McCain, or Nixon - all notorious huggers while in office.

 

[MrG]

Originally Posted by Thomas

Although...re: Manton, I recommend you get hold of a presidential impostor mask - something that resembles a Republican stalwart such as Bush, Bush, Reagan, McCain, or Nixon - all notorious huggers while in office.

This is good advice, though I wish I'd had it before I met AF. I bet I could have gotten a hug when I met him, rather than just a handshake.

 

[Manton]

Bush never hugged me. Damn, that would have been weird.

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by MrG

This is good advice, though I wish I'd had it before I met AF. I bet I could have gotten a hug when I met him, rather than just a handshake.

Actually, a Nixon mask might have gotten you some action.

Originally Posted by Manton

Bush never hugged me. Damn, that would have been weird.

He must have gotten kinder and gentler when he left office. I saw him and Babs at Fogo de Chao one night and it was hugs all around. I voated Dem and the Secret Service knew it so I never got past the pat-down.

But, actually, I kinda liked the pat-down, too - it was a like a hug in small increments.