Kobe: Tell me how ****** tastes -- Shaq

[ryoneo]

Originally Posted by oneblood

Jesus, that man should never rap...ever.

Well, believe it or not, this is his 7th album!

 

[romafan]

Originally Posted by Baron

I heard Shaq is hung like a hamster.

Originally Posted by Texasmade

I remember one time several years ago I was watching a late night show (I think it was Conan) and Richard Lewis was his guest. Richard said he saw Shaq come out of the locker room and he had the biggest dick he ever saw. He said it looked like a third leg.

I obviously can't confirm this but that's just what I heard on TV.

It's well known that Shack is lacking in girth relative to his length. He's out of whack, so to speak...

 

[Dedalus]

It's like an unwound yo-yo.

 

[NaTionS]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slu...v=ap&type=lgns lol

 

[76classic]

Memo to Shaq- Fu

1) You can't rhyme
2) This beef was supposedly squashed 3 years ago
3) You won without Kobe because Dwade carried your big azz
4) You are getting a divorce because you sweated out Superhead's mattress
5) Didn't you get eliminated in the first round

 

[eidolon]

Originally Posted by NaTionS

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slu...v=ap&type=lgns

lol

That sheriff is kind of a huge jackass, so I'm not sure it's a big loss for Shaq.

 

[Saucemaster]

If I'm Steve Kerr, I'm cursing Shaq and hoping like hell that we don't see the Lakers in the WC Playoffs next year.

 

[Southern-Nupe]

Originally Posted by 76classic

Memo to Shaq- Fu

1) You can't rhyme
2) This beef was supposedly squashed 3 years ago
3) You won without Kobe because Dwade carried your big azz
4) You are getting a divorce because you sweated out Superhead's mattress
5) Didn't you get eliminated in the first round
Thank you,

You basically stated all of my thoughts on the incident, especially the part about failing to get out the first round.

 

[edmorel]

Yeah but Kobe is this generation's Scottie so I'll let Shaq slide on this atrocious "rap".

Don't know anything about Shaq's shlong, but the current king of schlong size in LA is James Woods. Allegedly it's legendary. Milton Berle also allegedly was huge. The story was the Uncle Miltie was in a locker room at some club and someone, after hearing about Miltie's length, challenged him. Miltie did not want to. One of Miltie's friends tells him, "Just take out enough to beat this idiot".

 

[RJman]

Originally Posted by edmorel

Yeah but Kobe is this generation's Scottie so I'll let Shaq slide on this atrocious "rap".

Don't know anything about Shaq's shlong, but the current king of schlong size in LA is James Woods. Allegedly it's legendary. Milton Berle also allegedly was huge. The story was the Uncle Miltie was in a locker room at some club and someone, after hearing about Miltie's length, challenged him. Miltie did not want to. One of Miltie's friends tells him, "Just take out enough to beat this idiot".
Were you familiar with Porfirio Rubirosa? According to one conquest, it was the size and consistency of a deflated volleyball...

 

[rnoldh]

Originally Posted by edmorel

Yeah but Kobe is this generation's Scottie so I'll let Shaq slide on this atrocious "rap".

Don't know anything about Shaq's shlong, but the current king of schlong size in LA is James Woods. Allegedly it's legendary. Milton Berle also allegedly was huge. The story was the Uncle Miltie was in a locker room at some club and someone, after hearing about Miltie's length, challenged him. Miltie did not want to. One of Miltie's friends tells him, "Just take out enough to beat this idiot".

Ed, you continue to amaze me!

Milton Berle!

Aren't you thinking of his nephew Rocco Milton Berletti?

 

[GQgeek]

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[rnoldh]

Re:Ed and Porfirio

Here is one of the best threads ever by Full Canvass.

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by 76classic

Memo to Shaq- Fu

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5) Didn't you get eliminated in the first round

By itself that ought to be enough reason to keep Shaq's yap shut.

 

[76classic]

Originally Posted by edmorel

Yeah but Kobe is this generation's Scottie so I'll let Shaq slide on this atrocious "rap".

Don't know anything about Shaq's shlong, but the current king of schlong size in LA is James Woods. Allegedly it's legendary. Milton Berle also allegedly was huge. The story was the Uncle Miltie was in a locker room at some club and someone, after hearing about Miltie's length, challenged him. Miltie did not want to. One of Miltie's friends tells him, "Just take out enough to beat this idiot".

I will respectfully disagree with the Scottie comparison. Hell, Kobe NEEDS a Scottie so they will be more competitive.