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A client ordered bespoke trousers because he could not find any that fit well. I ask, "What is the problem?" He says " Due to a birth defect, I have 5 penises". I thought he was joking. Made the trousers, he returns and tries them on. I ask" How do they fit". He says, "Like a glove!"