Some lousy mofo thought it was a funny idea to stick an old chewing gum on the chair I unhappily chose today. Obviously, I was wearing my beautiful Gieves & Hawkes bespoke suit. I was sitting for a good hour when I suddenly felt constricted under my right thigh. Horrendous sight of a slimy white substance sticking to my trousers. The mark is huge, say, like a middle finger. No pictures because there are too many ugly things in this world. What should I do to remove that chewing gum? I'd rather avoid sending back my suit to Gieves & Hawkes: dispatching things to England is too much of a long, expensive and tedious process. And I don't have a decent dry cleaner around my present location (leaving an expensive suit with the local dry cleaners somewhat appears to be a daring experience). I want to do things quickly. Hence, I need to remove the mark by myself. What's your advice? The suit is made of dark and thick tweed, if it can help. Thanks in advance.