John Elliott - official affiliate thread

[serj]

AAUs look good but since the inseam is even shorter than the practice shorts, I’ll probably pass.

 

[MIKE_JE]

Hope they drop in plenty of colors too

wait for it. ?

 

[CARTEL777]

AAU SUNDAAAAAY

AI ?

Our prayers have been answered ??

 

[Cuttooth]

wait for it. ?

Twilight?

 

[j023]

5”??? lol

 

[blacknotebooks]

I need to do more squats. These quads ain't ready for short shorts.

 

[razorfrazer]

I need to do more squats. These quads ain't ready for short shorts.

Lets start today.

 

[j023]

My quads are huge, but too white for 5” shorts.

 

[Deceive]

It is the same size chart as is currently on the Practice Shorts in Crash. We shortened the length, it is closer to a 5" fit.

5”??? lol

I’m personally stoked on the 5” inseam, I hate long shorts. What is the point of working legs if you ain’t gonna show them off? I know @nepats81 has my back on this one

 

[j023]

I’ll wear them to walk my dog or to workout, but any sort of sitting down casually is out of the picture lol. My balls are gonna be hanging out.

 

[Deceive]

I’ll wear them to walk my dog or to workout, but any sort of sitting down casually is out of the picture lol. My balls are gonna be hanging out.

Do you even fashion if you aren’t hanging sack regularly? Just look at Rick Owens runway shows, balls are in style right now

 

[Edeezus]

I’ll wear them to walk my dog or to workout, but any sort of sitting down casually is out of the picture lol. My balls are gonna be hanging out.

very good point. I’m def copping now.

 

[a feline mage]

I’ll wear them to walk my dog or to workout, but any sort of sitting down casually is out of the picture lol. My balls are gonna be hanging out.

Every time I sit down the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme will start to play.

Luckily (unluckily?) my legs are a combination of chicken leg and Wookie fur so I'm probably out anyway.

 

[blacknotebooks]

this thread is comedic gold today. looking forward to seeing all the AAU fits featuring pale legs and hanging nuts.

 

[Deceive]

Live reenactment of @j023 walking the runway in his new AAU shorts