Jennifer Aniston is one of the most unsexy celebrities...

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  1. TyCooN

    TyCooN Senior member

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    hahaha this is just unreal.

    I don't have much of a thing for jennifer aniston but jesus christ you people are totally unreal. I've seen photos of some of the girlfriends of members here and let me just say that it is shocking.

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  2. Egdon Heath

    Egdon Heath Senior member

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    Who cares. It's irrelevant.​

    No it's not. Except to you maybe. Jennifer would probably be all over you, right?​
     


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    Crakaveli Senior member

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    i've never found her sexually attractive but she's certainly not ugly.
     


  4. robbie

    robbie Pleading Poverty

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    i feel this thread needs pictures from the aforementioned gq... she is very attractive, very attractive.

    when you factor in the fact she's 40... i am impressed. sure she's probably had work done... but what woman in America over 29 hasn't.

    robbie
     


  5. Jumbie

    Jumbie Senior member

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    No it's not. Except to you maybe. Jennifer would probably be all over you, right?​


    Yes. She'd be spinnin' on my cack.
     


  6. Dedalus

    Dedalus Senior member

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    I think the problem is that she has so much hot potential but does not live up to it, and I resent her for it. She's about as enthralling as The View.
     


  7. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    I think the problem is that she has so much hot potential but does not live up to it, and I resent her for it. She's about as enthralling as The View.

    Well said.

    Here's the thing: all I know about Jennifer Aniston is what she shows us in TV and movies. And - thus far - haven't they all been pretty much the same role, over and over and over again? It's as though each time she gets a script it's Rachel 2.0, which is nice (because she's nice to look at) but nothing that gives me sweaty dreams.

    And - I don't know how it works for the rest of you but pretty =/= sexy. Nice if you have both of course, but I've known pretty that was not sexy, and I've certainly known sexy but not at all pretty.
     


  8. life_interrupts

    life_interrupts Senior member

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    Aniston is attractive, but not "celebrity hot," which only exists in US magazine and after hours of photoshopping post-Vanity Fair shoot with Annie Lebowitz.

    Angelina Jolie is really skinny -- when you look like you need a meal on film, which adds weight, then you're painfully skinny -- which make her exaggerated features that much more exaggerated. If either of these women is offering up sex, EVERYONE of you is taking it; we've all fucked worse-looking women (most of us every day). Stop lying on your dicks.
     


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    suited Senior member

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    She's definitely pretty, but I don't think she can act. She does not come off as overtly sexy, and I do think her sex appeal is a little overrated IMO.
     


  10. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    Jennifer is a fine looking lady and tans up nicely due to her Greek blood. She's obviously aging well and has always struck me as someone that probably would not be too hard to have a real relationship with.

    Joile is just a fucking scary hag now. A crazy, Bobbit menacing hag. However, 15 years ago she was hot and the crazy just added to it, like the insane weekend you spent drunk in Cabo with a girl you just met, that turned out to be a total, completely dehydrate you, type freak. Now she's just sort of a cartoon creature IMO.
     


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    I think Jennifer Aniston's very attractive, and no less so for being 40.

    Now, when it comes to female celebs that seem to have it all 'on paper' but just don't do it for me, then a top contender for that category would be Sandra Bullock.
     


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    Jennifer is a fine looking lady and tans up nicely due to her Greek blood. She's obviously aging well and has always struck me as someone that probably would not be too hard to have a real relationship with.

    Joile is just a fucking scary hag now. A crazy, Bobbit menacing hag. However, 15 years ago she was hot and the crazy just added to it, like the insane weekend you spent drunk in Cabo with a girl you just met, that turned out to be a total, completely dehydrate you, type freak. Now she's just sort of a cartoon creature IMO.


    Fwah grah and scotch made you soft, Pio? [​IMG]
     


  14. sho'nuff

    sho'nuff grrrrrrrr!!

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    She's pretty damn hot, I would take her over Jolie w/o hesitation.
     


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