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coonsanders

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i have an issue wearing jeans..i have no butt as a result my jeans dont fit vey well..what should guys with this type of problem do?thanks

lenny
 

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F. Corbera is our resident menswear denim expert. first PM him photos of your butt, and later share the resolution with us.
 
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F. Corbera is our resident menswear denim expert. first PM him photos of your butt, and later share the resolution with us.

A photo is quite unnecessary. When you've seen one Asian ass, you've seen them all.

The trick with a flat jeans pants ass is to walk with knees bent a little. This will stick the ass out a bit and give the illusion of badonkadonk.
 

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hi
whats his link?i heard he was susended..
lenny

Hey, lenny.

I forgot to mention that your problem is one of the seventeen situations in which wadded-up toilet paper is a Godsend.

Toilet paper can be had for free in most mens lavatories. Take two rolls, preferably full. Stand with one foot on each roll, applying weight to flatten. Then, stuff one roll behind each cheek...but inside your jeans (does not work on the outside.)

You'll probably have to adjust your computer keyboard position if you go this route.
 
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Hey, lenny.
I forgot to mention that your problem is one of the seventeen situations in which wadded-up toilet paper is a Godsend.
Toilet paper can be had for free in most mens lavatories. Take two rolls, preferably full. Stand with one foot on each roll, applying weight to flatten. Then, stuff one roll behind each cheek...but inside your jeans (does not work on the outside.)
You'll probably have to adjust your computer keyboard position if you go this route.

Can you provide the list of the other 16 situations?
 

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hi
i have an issue wearing jeans..i have no butt as a result my jeans dont fit vey well..what should guys with this type of problem do?thanks
lenny
Squats 4x 8-10
Walking dumbbell lunges 4x10
Hamstring curls (machine) 4x12
Leg extensions 4x15
Body weight squats 4x25

Use enough weight so that the later reps of your set are extremely challenging. You should be about failing on the last rep
Use proper form (youtube is your friend)

Check back in 6 months! Or..... get butt implants, ha.
 
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With the way jeans are styled these days I figured that a flat ass would be no problem.

I actually have an ass and athletic build and it seems every pair of jeans I try is made for guys with no ass, a pot belly and scrawny legs.
 

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hi
ive never heard of this operation but thought it MIGHT exsist..thanks

lenny
 

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I suggest that you look more carefully and post this on the Streetwear and Denim Forum which takes more interest in jeans.
 

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