I've never felt this used.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Connemara, Oct 19, 2011.

  1. lasbar

    lasbar Senior member

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    And genital herpes/anal warts...
     


  2. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Senior member

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    Conne, seriously, wtf were you thinking would happen if you poke someone with a toothpick?
     


  3. evilWagon

    evilWagon Senior member

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    ^Same thing that happened every other time he did it; toss up between fake an orgasim or kick him out of her bed for another guy. Appears on that day it was the latter.
     


  4. edinatlanta

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    O, wait you tried to initiate sex with her at the bar? That'd piss me off too.
     


  5. FLMountainMan

    FLMountainMan White Hispanic

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    Wow, it looks like you guys are not going to work out. If only you had been given some sort of advice that it might not, you could've avoided this whole mess in the first place.
     


  6. lasbar

    lasbar Senior member

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    Tell her tto fuck off..

    You're too metrosexual..
     


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    If any you should be thankful this didnt go any further.
     


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    LawrenceMD Senior member

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    does she have even a small percentage of Native American blood in her? In the Oneida Indian Nation its incredibly offensive to be poked from behind with a stick (something about spirits inhabiting trees) and is reason for many tribe wars.

    haha just fucking with you. you can expect her to "accidentally" get pregnant now. she'll also expect in typical Romantic Comedy fashion that you'll rise to the occasion and win her heart forever - by performing some grand gesture (like running towards her in Grand Central Station while yelling "I LOVE YOU AND WANT TO MARRY YOU") having a huge Long Island wedding before the baby bump starts showing (you have until mid-March 2012), and living happily ever after (until she realizes that she made a mistake and you get a divorce and have your baby girl taken away from you).
     
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  9. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    This made me laugh (the Native American thing).

    I should have listened to you guise.
     


  10. Ambulance Chaser

    Ambulance Chaser Senior member

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    Maybe she thinks you are smothering her? Dating doesn't necessarily mean spending 24/7 with someone. Don't give up!
     


  11. Steve Smith

    Steve Smith Senior member

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    It's a little of both.
     


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    gort Senior member

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    :lol:

    I literally started laughing out loud at my desk at this one.
     


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    Rambo Senior member

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    I'M IN MIAMI, BITCH


  14. lasbar

    lasbar Senior member

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    Poked from behind with a toothpick???

    She thought it was your cock and she reacted badly to it..
     


  15. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    Today she is all, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I was being a bitch, blah blah blah." I told her to try not to do this to the next schmuck who is dumb enough to date her.
     


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