I've never felt this used.

[edinatlanta]



If I were gay none of this would be of concern!

what do you mean if you were gay?

 

[MikeDT]



At least she didn't ask for a doggy bag at the restaurant.

Nothing wrong with asking for restaurant doggy bags.

 

[edinatlanta]



Nothing wrong with asking for restaurant doggy bags.

Lurk more dumbass.

 

[Samovar McGee]



Lurk more dumbass.

Sorry I pissed in your cheerios this morning. I'll try to make it to the toilet bowl next time.

 

[Reggs]



Holy **** now I am terrified that she is planning entrapment. Last night she was telling me about a baby shower she attended on the weekend. "Ours is coming up soon, only 9 months!" I told her not to joke about **** like that, I turned white as a sheet.
What have I gotten myself into :foo:

I would have a heart attack. God damn that's scary!

 

[edinatlanta]



Nothing wrong with asking for restaurant doggy bags.

Lurk more dumbass.

Sorry I pissed in your cheerios this morning. I'll try to make it to the toilet bowl next time.

Sock check please.

MikeDT was never any good anyway.

 

[FLMountainMan]



Sock check please.
MikeDT was never any good anyway.

HAHA. Wow, at least TRY to be subtle Mike.

 

[Samovar McGee]



HAHA. Wow, at least TRY to be subtle Mike.

Not a sock account. There's just no reason to talk to other people that way.

 

[edinatlanta]



Not a sock account. There's just no reason to talk to other people that way.

hey dickwad, he isn't so big of a ***** that he needs your pansy-ass to white knight him so **** off, sock.

 

[Samovar McGee]



hey dickwad, he isn't so big of a ***** that he needs your pansy-ass to white knight him so **** off, sock.

Thanks, your input is appreciated.

 

[Eason]



At least it ain't mine! But oddly she has been making jokes about pregnancy lately. Kind of freaking me out.

Anyways, I am an emotional basket case today.

Last night, we went out for dinner and then to one of our favorite bars. Had a blast. Saw lots of mutual friends, knocked back a few martinis and shots. Felt great. Afterwards we made the move to our apartment and things went downhill fast. Out of nowhere (literally out of nowhere, the topic of conversation wasn't at all related to what she sprung on me) she said, "Do you think this is going to work out?" I should've seen this coming. As readers of this threak know, this has happened before. The comments then devolved into garbage like, "Well I want to know there's at least a chance for marriage or kids down the line." I told her she was being ridiculous; let's enjoy what we have and for ****'s sake, let's not talk about marriage and children. Then she said that I knew all of this going into the relationship, blah blah. I was getting very angry so she said we'd just talk about it tomorrow. I pseudo-hatefucked her and we went to bed. This morning, not so much as a word about it. And still nothing.

Go ahead, start the "Conne, I told ya so!" stuff. Looks like I've been played again. Are all 30 year old women this crazy?

Yes dude all 30+ women are this crazy. Frankly though if I was 30 years old and single and dating you I'd be afraid of dying alone too.

 

[Eason]



Make sure to check the condoms for holes. If you see her with a ******* needle, run and go get new ones, otherwise, you´re doomed.

"Are you sure I'm the one?" "Oh yeah... I'm sure. *whispering while putting needles through condom* I'm gonna make you the one."

 

[Connemara]



"Are you sure I'm the one?"
"Oh yeah... I'm sure. *whispering while putting needles through condom* I'm gonna make you the one."

 

[edinatlanta]



Thanks, your input is appreciated.

Yours isn't. **** off and die, shitbird.

Yes dude all 30+ women are this crazy. Frankly though if I was dating you I'd be afraid of dying alone too.

FYP.

 

[lasbar]



what do you mean if you were gay?

He means gayer.