I've never felt this used.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Connemara, Oct 19, 2011.

  1. lasbar

    lasbar Senior member

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    Get out-- fast.[/quote]

    And alive.
     


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    No, don't. Using 2 condoms increases breakage.
     


  3. razl

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  4. lasbar

    lasbar Senior member

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    Bring her coffee in bed every morning after coitus and lace it with the morning pill..

    Could be legally arguable and economically unworkable..

    Get rid off her.
     


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    Every time I read one of these threads, I automatically think of Don Vito smacking Johnny Fontaine...."YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!"

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  6. Dakota rube

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    Something you want to tell us?
     


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    This is awesome conne, it really is. You truly have a knack with women.


    Pretty sure we're all terrified at the thought of a bunch of little Connemara's running underfoot too. Anyway looks like now if you do go get a better paying job you'll just be making enough for child support payments!


    There's a threak.
     


  8. Joffrey

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    In these cases I always feel it is prudent to act like a psychopath. Just start calling her 4-5 times a day leaving lovey-dovey messages, texts and emails. Get ultra affectionate and clingy. Cry in her presence a few times. Get her to run from YOU. No way she'd want to be associate with you let alone have your baby.
     


  9. Dakota rube

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    Link please
     


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    Be possessive and a control freak...

    She will break up with you quickly...

    If she doesn't , you're double fucked...
     


  11. edinatlanta

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    Next time you "have sex with her" drop a "who's your daddy" line, see how she reacts.
     


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    You will be so disappointed! It's just a boring thread about destination wedding recs, therefore it's not really a threak at all.
     
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  13. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    If I were gay none of this would be of concern! :(
     


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    And pull the hair when you do it. You just can't do one without the other.
     


  15. Dakota rube

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    I AM disappointed; I was hoping you'd finally found the perfect match.
    Sorry to hear it is not the case.
     


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