Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Connemara, Oct 19, 2011.
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No, don't. Using 2 condoms increases breakage.
Bring her coffee in bed every morning after coitus and lace it with the morning pill..
Could be legally arguable and economically unworkable..
Get rid off her.
Every time I read one of these threads, I automatically think of Don Vito smacking Johnny Fontaine...."YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!"
Something you want to tell us?
This is awesome conne, it really is. You truly have a knack with women.
Pretty sure we're all terrified at the thought of a bunch of little Connemara's running underfoot too. Anyway looks like now if you do go get a better paying job you'll just be making enough for child support payments!
There's a threak.
In these cases I always feel it is prudent to act like a psychopath. Just start calling her 4-5 times a day leaving lovey-dovey messages, texts and emails. Get ultra affectionate and clingy. Cry in her presence a few times. Get her to run from YOU. No way she'd want to be associate with you let alone have your baby.
Be possessive and a control freak...
She will break up with you quickly...
If she doesn't , you're double fucked...
Next time you "have sex with her" drop a "who's your daddy" line, see how she reacts.
You will be so disappointed! It's just a boring thread about destination wedding recs, therefore it's not really a threak at all.
If I were gay none of this would be of concern!
And pull the hair when you do it. You just can't do one without the other.
I AM disappointed; I was hoping you'd finally found the perfect match.
Sorry to hear it is not the case.
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