I've never felt this used.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Connemara, Oct 19, 2011.

  1. Bhowie

    Bhowie Senior member

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    Coming from a man who shits on the toilet backwards, this doesn't mean much.
     


  2. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    Almost every day now.
     


  3. razl

    razl Senior member

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    Show her this thread.

    /end of line
     


  4. GQgeek

    GQgeek Senior member

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    I am confused. How is this possible?

    But seriously, good luck brah.
     


  5. deadly7

    deadly7 Senior member

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    This thread just keeps getting better and better.

    Conne, please keep updating. It's going to get bad in about a week when you go out with her and oggle some other chick. We [SF] want to hear about it.
     


  6. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    This never gets old.
     


  7. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    You do realize she's pregnant with that other guy's kid?
     


  8. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    At least it ain't mine! But oddly she has been making jokes about pregnancy lately. Kind of freaking me out.

    Anyways, I am an emotional basket case today.

    Last night, we went out for dinner and then to one of our favorite bars. Had a blast. Saw lots of mutual friends, knocked back a few martinis and shots. Felt great. Afterwards we made the move to our apartment and things went downhill fast. Out of nowhere (literally out of nowhere, the topic of conversation wasn't at all related to what she sprung on me) she said, "Do you think this is going to work out?" I should've seen this coming. As readers of this threak know, this has happened before. The comments then devolved into garbage like, "Well I want to know there's at least a chance for marriage or kids down the line." I told her she was being ridiculous; let's enjoy what we have and for fuck's sake, let's not talk about marriage and children. Then she said that I knew all of this going into the relationship, blah blah. I was getting very angry so she said we'd just talk about it tomorrow. I pseudo-hatefucked her and we went to bed. This morning, not so much as a word about it. And still nothing.

    Go ahead, start the "Conne, I told ya so!" stuff. Looks like I've been played again. Are all 30 year old women this crazy?
     


  9. whiteslashasian

    whiteslashasian Senior member

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    Oh jeez...give me a minute...
     


  10. Lighthouse

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    Actions speak. Words are meaningless.

    She texted while you were in bed with her, then asked you to leave. Unacceptable.

    Yeah, I get all of the "we seemed to hit it off" crap, but in her mind you are a disposable, cheap, plastic dog toy made in China.

    You're key to future success will be determined now. Will you be cheap plastic crap from Shit-Mart, or will you tell her after your next date, "Naah, thanks for the invite, but there's a new Family Guy coming on tonight."
     


  11. nerdykarim

    nerdykarim Senior member

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    Wait, what? Did I miss an important detail?
     
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  12. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    I meant her apartment! Oops.
     


  13. Lighthouse

    Lighthouse Senior member

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    how is this on page 20? I think I posted after reading the first page. Sheesh.

    nvm
     


  14. Rambo

    Rambo Senior member

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    The odds maker is in:

    Over/Under on Conne accidentally knocking this chick up - line is at 30 days

    Over/Under on Conne getting corralled into moving in with her - line is at 30 days

    Over/Under on her breaking it off with him - line is at 10 days

    Place your bets now!
     
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  15. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    If I knock her up, I will jump out of a plane (no parachute).

    OMG now all I can think about it is her being pregnant. Literally terrifying.
     
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