Italian Love Goddess: Monica Bellucci

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  1. LARon

    LARon Senior member

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    Love the knee bruises; proves she's not getting an easy ride (but, she's definitely getting ridden). [​IMG]

    Also, the ugly green chair, which we saw in the earlier shot as well, appears to be a staple in the homes of skanky farm girls from Khazakstan, and may also be the source of her bruises -- a little chair action! [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Further proof that she's no Monica: 1) you'd never see bruises on Monica's delicate knees -- she doesn't kneel before men, she walks on their backs; 2) Monica wouldn't be caught dead in a photo with an ugly green chrome and formica chair. Yet two more reasons why: Monica rules![​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    Love the knee bruises; proves she's not getting an easy ride (but, she's definitely getting ridden). [​IMG]

    Also, the ugly green chair, which we saw in the earlier shot as well, appears to be a staple in the homes of skanky farm girls from Khazakstan, and may also be the source of her bruises -- a little chair action! [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Further proof that she's no Monica: 1) you'd never see bruises on Monica's delicate knees -- she doesn't kneel before men, she walks on their backs; 2) Monica wouldn't be caught dead in a photo with an ugly green chrome and formica chair. Yet two more reasons why: Monica rules![​IMG] [​IMG]

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    All Hail Monica[​IMG]
     
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    Britalian Senior member

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    Manuale d'Amore 2

    Lucky bastard...

    [​IMG]
     
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    Wait, is that Monica?!? [​IMG] MY Monica???? [​IMG] [​IMG]


    She promised she wouldn't do that again! [​IMG]



    Lucky bastard!! [​IMG]
     
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    Here's one to ponder.

    What has Vincent Cassel done in a prior life to be able to wake up next to this woman every morning?
     
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    The man must've struck a Faustian bargain. Nothing else can explain it. I mean, the guy's no prince (nor is he Prince, who's been known to carous with a few choice hotties).
     
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    Manuale d'Amore 2

    Lucky bastard...

    [​IMG]

    Good lord...
     
  9. Britalian

    Britalian Senior member

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    Wait till you see this next picture. Notice his right hand. That's 7 generations of good karma.

    http://www.monicabelluccifan.com/gal...DAmore_011.jpg

    [​IMG] my screen exploded.
    I think a visit to the movie theatre is on the cards
     
  10. Get Smart

    Get Smart Don't Crink

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    Wait till you see this next picture. Notice his right hand. That's 7 generations of good karma.

    http://www.monicabelluccifan.com/gal...DAmore_011.jpg


    geebus!!!

    what is this movie "Manuale d'Amore 2"?

    coming soon or on dvd? (didnt see it on amazon)
     
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    Ripe figs, anybody ?

    [​IMG]
     
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    Here's one to ponder.

    What has Vincent Cassel done in a prior life to be able to wake up next to this woman every morning?

    Maybe not: According to IMDB, Bellucci lives most of the time in London and Cassel lives in Paris.

    Monica must get awfully lonely. [​IMG]
     
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    Even while employing a soft suck technique her lips remain pursed for full enticement effect, as she gracefully extracts all this pleasure ball's sweet sap and and seedlings. [​IMG] Just imagine what she'd do to your joint.

    Whoa Momma!
     
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    Maybe not: According to IMDB, Bellucci lives most of the time in London and Cassel lives in Paris.

    Monica must get awfully lonely. [​IMG]


    Really? As it happens, I'm heading across the pond in just a few days, and have been meaning to hit the Row. Any idea where she hangs out?
     
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    geebus!!!

    what is this movie "Manuale d'Amore 2"?

    coming soon or on dvd? (didnt see it on amazon)


    Only just out at cinemas here so you'll have to wait a bit. Console yourself with that fig sucking photo[​IMG]

    where the hell does Christofoh get these images. Is he Vincent C?
     

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