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Is your penis significantly larger, or smaller than average?

Discussion in 'Health & Body' started by Surfrider, Mar 14, 2011.

  1. Don Carlos

    Don Carlos Senior member

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    I just realized the top two threads in Health and Body right now are about penises. [​IMG]

    Everything is going according to plan!
     
  2. OakCreekHitter

    OakCreekHitter Senior member

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    I'm curious too actually.

    I dated a girl briefly in College who told me on the third date that her ex had 11 inches. Was not the kind of thing you wanted to hear when trying to sleep with a girl for the first time. [​IMG]


    and did she say she also deep throated it too?
     
  3. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    It's a known fact that most girls couldn't correctly eyeball the length of a penis if their lives depended on it...

    I had my ex-wife convinced that our house was 100 feet wide.
     
  4. Rambo

    Rambo Senior member

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    I had my ex-wife convinced that our house was 100 feet wide.
    You are on a roll today.
     
  5. nightmair

    nightmair Active Member

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    It is worse than people think to have a big penis. As much as girls say they like big dicks, or guys say they like tight vaginas, when you have a dick that is very large, 9" long and 6" circumfrence, most girls find it to be too big.
     
  6. otc

    otc Senior member

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    According to that chart and average sized Penor (5 1/2" long x 5" in circ, according to the OP) rates a low D.

    Lots of very unsatisfied wimminz out there apparently.


    This makes sense...Everybody probably gets with someone in the A or B range at some point if they are active. So they have something to compare to and will forever know that their chosen average man will have to rely on skills since he is only a D by pure size.

    It is worse than people think to have a big penis. As much as girls say they like big dicks, or guys say they like tight vaginas, when you have a dick that is very large, 9" long and 6" circumfrence, most girls find it to be too big.

    I don't know what my circumfrence is...but I am in the A range for length. I have never thought that I was really that big...but occasionally I have had issues with the full length of it (or similar to what the dude in the story said about girls needing to be really relaxed)
     
  7. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Senior member

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    In case you guys are wondering if there's some authoritative text on all this; yes there is, and it's here.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    The title of that chart makes it sound like the chart is showing the average size of a woman's penis. No thx!
    If you look at it, it kinda looks like a penis and a testicle [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Just like my package!
     
  8. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    I'd like to think that my penis is probably bigger than Conne's but smaller than Nil's.
     
  9. Don Carlos

    Don Carlos Senior member

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    I'd like to think that my penis is probably bigger than Conne's but smaller than Nil's.
    Rube conducts himself like a man who's packing some heat. Confident, but not overly cocky or showy about it.
     
  10. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    ^Actually the RubeRod™ is merely average.

    I am a follower of Maria Muldaur's theory:

    "It ain't the meat it's the motion
    That makes your mama wanna rock
    It ain't the meat it's the motion
    It's the movement it isn't the stock"
     
  11. Don Carlos

    Don Carlos Senior member

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    ^Actually the RubeRodâ„¢ is merely average.

    I am a follower of Maria Muldaur's theory:

    "It ain't the meat it's the motion
    That makes your mama wanna rock
    It ain't the meat it's the motion
    It's the movement it isn't the stock"


    I don't think that's as true as it used to be. I think size matters more now than it ever has. The current generation of prosti-tots has been so thoroughly sexualized and exposed to pornography that it has developed unrealistic standards about what to expect from a lover.

    Remember how generations of men turned a blind eye, not to mention a calloused hand, to women's complaints that men worshipped unrealistically ideal female body proportions? That shit's come full circle. Especially among the young'uns. These days, even fat and acne-ridden girls think they're entitled to 12 inches of firehose dangling between the thighs of a well-tanned Brad Pitt type. Chicks don't even realize that they don't really want, much less need, enormous schlong. But their exposure to the pornographication of youth culture has convinced them otherwise.

    It's not all bad for us, though. These girls now assume anal is standard-issue fare.
     
  12. Dakota rube

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    A gent who know his way around the clitoris will rapidly gain a positive reputation.
     
  13. kwilkinson

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    I don't think that's as true as it used to be. I think size matters more now than it ever has. The current generation of prosti-tots has been so thoroughly sexualized and exposed to pornography that it has developed unrealistic standards about what to expect from a lover.

    Remember how generations of men turned a blind eye, not to mention a calloused hand, to women's complaints that men worshipped unrealistically ideal female body proportions? That shit's come full circle. Especially among the young'uns. These days, even fat and acne-ridden girls think they're entitled to 12 inches of firehose dangling between the thighs of a well-tanned Brad Pitt type. Chicks don't even realize that they don't really want, much less need, enormous schlong. But their exposure to the pornographication of youth culture has convinced them otherwise.

    It's not all bad for us, though. These girls now assume anal is standard-issue fare.


    They also expect these 12 inch cocks to be six inches around and have the ability to vibrate and twist while inside of them.
     
  14. Don Carlos

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    A gent who know his way around the clitoris will rapidly gain a positive reputation.

    True dat.

    As a man of humbly average schlong myself, believe me, I've learned to get well acquainted with Little Pink Riding Hood.
     
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    GusW Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    kwilkinson Senior member

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    My penis is average length, slightly above average thickness. But my tongue is enormous.
     
  17. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    But my tongue is enormous.
    I've been meaning to talk to you about that... [​IMG]
     
  18. Don Carlos

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    My penis is average length, slightly above average thickness. But my tongue is enormous.

    Come on, Kyle. We both know that's not true. You have a tiny penis. Remember how we used to play "find Kyle's penis?" The whole point of that game was that it was challenging.
     
  19. kwilkinson

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    I've been meaning to talk to you about that... [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
    Come on, Kyle. We both know that's not true. You have a tiny penis. Remember how we used to play "find Kyle's penis?" The whole point of that game was that it was challenging.

    Nah, trust me. Absolutely average, which in and of itself is disappointing if you ask me. I shall send a picture for proofz.
     
  20. Nouveau Pauvre

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    My penis is average.

    FOR A PORNSTAR.
     

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