You should have mentioned how big this friends of yours was? Exact measurements were never discussed, but it was a solid ten inches long, and as thick as a can of Red Bull. No shit. The guy looks like an ancient Roman painting of Priapus come to life. I can see why he's self-conscious about it; it looks like a birth defect. A very, very comical birth defect. He wouldn't dwarf Ron Jeremy, but I'd be genuinely surprised if he doesn't have him beat. Why are you going around looking at other mens' penises? First, don't quote entire posts when they're that long. And secondly, your question was already answered in the ridiculously long post you quoted. You act as if seeing another guy's wang will make you catch gay. According to that chart and average sized Penor (5 1/2" long x 5" in circ, according to the OP) rates a low D. I'd be willing to bet if you compiled a similar metastudy charting men's ideal breast size/shape against what actually occurs in nature, the results would be quite similar. There are a lot of factors (not the least of which being media imagery) that have conditioned us to have unrealistic expectations/preferences.