Is yoga a good place to meet hot women?

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  1. Lighthouse

    Lighthouse Senior member

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    Looking to at least get out of the house and maybe get some exercise. The bar scene can be depressing and I don't have wingpersons. Is yoga the place to go?
     


  2. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    No. 90% pasty white women that need more protein.
     


  3. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    Pilates is where it's at.
     


  4. Lighthouse

    Lighthouse Senior member

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    Pilates is where it's at.

    Hmmmm. I'll check on that. Seems like limbering up on the floor and pouring sweat would make for some good conversation openers.[​IMG]
     


  5. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    Hmmmm. I'll check on that. Seems like limbering up on the floor and pouring sweat would make for some good conversation openers.[​IMG]

    There'll be some openers alright.
     


  6. milosz

    milosz Senior member

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    The only yoga teacher I know is also a ballet dancer (and a cokehead). She's gorgeous, but Auschwitz-skinny.
     


  7. Biscotti

    Biscotti Senior member

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    No. haha, I'm so tired of these types.
     


  8. edmorel

    edmorel Quality Seller!! Dubiously Honored

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    Hmmmm. I'll check on that. Seems like limbering up on the floor and pouring sweat would make for some good conversation openers.[​IMG]

    you'll definitely score with these guys

    [​IMG]
     


  9. Lighthouse

    Lighthouse Senior member

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    you'll definitely score with these guys

    [​IMG]


    I hope there's a good explanation for . . .

    that.
     


  10. Bill Smith

    Bill Smith Senior member

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    Just don't. Go to a regular gym.
     


  11. willpower

    willpower Senior member

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    Yes, but it's not worth the intensive workouts
     


  12. Watchaholic

    Watchaholic Well-Known Member

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    You don't actually have to work out, just hang around the gym 'lounge/chill out' area and once in a while pour some water over your head to look like you just finished workin out [​IMG]
     


  13. Nereis

    Nereis Senior member

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    Better place would be your local coffee shop/book store. Nothing makes a woman more insecure than sweat.
     


  14. ter1413

    ter1413 Senior member

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    You don't actually have to work out, just hang around the gym 'lounge/chill out' area and once in a while pour some water over your head to look like you just finished workin out [​IMG]

    This^^.
    I agree with a previous post. Pilates is where it's at if you had to choose....
     


  15. Don Carlos

    Don Carlos In Time Out

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    Step one: carry a few sizable dumbbells to just outside the yoga studio/class in a large gym, about 2 mins before the class ends. (Make sure you are capable of lifting them!)

    Step two: when the woman are finishing up, loudly perform two or three reps with the weights. Count aloud: "...a thousand and one! A thousand...and...two!" etc.

    Step three: wear a condom when boning.
     


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