Is the Rube-banger a drunk?

[Dakota rube]

Originally Posted by iammatt

Both are better with something going in, rather than out, of the mouth.
Yes.
Yes, I completely agree with this.

 

[Fuuma]

Originally Posted by iammatt

Grad school girls tend to be boring and annoying in one subject, while college girls are boring and annoying in several subjects, but their tediousness rarely finds the heights of grad school girl tediousness. Both are better with something going in, rather than out, of the mouth.

I dunno how long as I adopt the complete opposite of their opinion things seem to be fun.

 

[Connemara]

She sounds like my kinda gal!

 

[quevola]

Maybe she just needs a couple of drinks to bang a 55 year old

j/k!

It sounds like she may have a problem. Unless she is an incredible lay, I wouldn't hang out with her anymore.

 

[Dakota rube]

Originally Posted by quevola

Maybe she just needs a couple of drinks to bang a 55 year old

j/k!
I am NOT, for the record, 55.
Tomorrow is my birthday, and even then I will not have reached that age.

 

[quevola]

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

I am NOT, for the record, 55.
Tomorrow is my birthday, and even then I will not have reached that age.

Happy Birthday

 

[Dakota rube]

Originally Posted by quevola

Happy Birthday
Not yet.
I've got to get through tonight first.

 

[globetrotter]

happy birthday!!

 

[Dakota rube]

^stop it.
I'm not there yet.

 

[thinman]

Happy anniversary (of your 29th birthday). I think you need to ditch the 41 yo and start shopping the pharmacy aisles again.

 

[thekunk07]

happy birthday dakota.

 

[Dakota rube]

Stop it, all of you.
It is not until tomorrow, and I have a date tonight with another horny woman. Who knows? I might be down for the dirt nap before dawn breaks.

 

[thekunk07]

how old? does she like teh drink? and/or teh cock?

 

[SField]

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

So I've been seeing a gal for awhile. She's interesting, meticulously neat and clean, quite pretty and loves to rock Rube's world (although she makes this funny little keening noise while I'm banging her...). But I'm wondering if she's a drunk.

We met for burgers and beers awhile back and she tossed back at least seven tall Fat Tires and then cracked another when we got back to her apartment. (I didn't think too much about it at the time as most of my body's blood had shifted from one head to the other.

)

Last week she came over to my place and I made dinner. She walked in the door with a 750 of tequila and a 1.75 of margarita mix. By the time she left five hours later there were only a couple inches left in the tequila and I'd had only one drink. And a couple of the five hours she had her hands otherwise occupied, so she wasn't drinking.

She never seems hammered: no slurred speech, unsteady gait or glassy eyes. But even when she's not drinking in my presence, her breath smells "liquory". Oh, and she's an itty-bitty thing so its not like she's a ***** who can pour a bunch of booze down her gullet without effect. But she has a cocktail every day at lunch and starts every weekend morning with a stop at the neighborhood tavern for her "Bloody".

Is she a drunk?

yea, she's a drunk.

 

[SField]

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

Stop it, all of you.
It is not until tomorrow, and I have a date tonight with another horny woman. Who knows? I might be down for the dirt nap before dawn breaks.

Well, if you're going to keep comming to DT, you're obligated to make an Sfield/Kunk style post about the encounter. We want details. All of them.