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Is ordering an Amareto on-the-rocks kinda strange?

Discussion in 'Social Life, Food & Drink, Travel' started by trewsx7, Apr 18, 2011.

  1. Kyoung05

    Kyoung05 Senior member

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    One time a guy at a bar was talking to me and offered to buy me a drink. When I told him to just give me whatever he was getting, I ended up with a bubblegum vodka and soda. Apparently it's his favourite drink. He was like 6'4 and had a shaved head and didn't seem to give a shit about what drink he likes. Did I judge him? Yes. Does he get laid more often than guys who drink scotch and bourbon? Probably.

    Sure, if you want to get laid by other dudes, by all means, drink bubblegum vodka and soda and Amaretto on-the-rocks.
     


  2. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Having a Ball

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    Sure, if you want to get laid by other dudes, by all means, drink bubblegum vodka and soda and Amaretto on-the-rocks.

    Tomgirl didn't fuck him. Case in point.
     


  3. BrianVarick

    BrianVarick Senior member

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    I order a tom collins or a long island when I want something sweeter at a bar.
     


  4. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    Tomgirl didn't fuck him. Case in point.

    I'm not sure which position this fact actually supports.
     


  5. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    Tomgirl didn't fuck him. Case in point.

    I'm waiting for the judges' decision.
     


  6. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Having a Ball

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    I'm not sure which position this fact actually supports.
    I'm not either, but I remember her telling me the story months ago when it happened and I distinctly remember that she didn't fuck him. She's probably just saving herself for me though.
    I'm waiting for the judges' decision.

    Indeed.
     


  7. texas_jack

    texas_jack Senior member

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    Are you one of those guys who only drinks sweet drinks, cause that's a little childish/gay if you ask me.
     


  8. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    One time a guy at a bar was talking to me and offered to buy me a drink. When I told him to just give me whatever he was getting, I ended up with a bubblegum vodka and soda. Apparently it's his favourite drink. He was like 6'4 and had a shaved head and didn't seem to give a shit about what drink he likes. Did I judge him? Yes. Does he get laid more often than guys who drink scotch and bourbon? Probably.

    Than some guys who drink Scotch. Btw, capitalize the "S" puppet. [​IMG]
     


  9. tomgirl

    tomgirl Senior member

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    Than some guys who drink Scotch. Btw, capitalize the "S" puppet. [​IMG]

    Why does it have to be capitalized? [​IMG]

    Anyway...I didn't fuck him, and TBH, the bubble gum vodka thing didn't help his cause, but I'm sure under the right circumstances and with a ditzier woman who loves novelty drinks, it would have worked out in his favour.
     


  10. Don Carlos

    Don Carlos In Time Out

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    Obviously the guy didn't neg Tomgirl, so he didn't get laid. You've got to order the bubblegum-whatever drink and then look at Tomgirl and say "Here. I ordered you a stupid drink because...you've got a stupid face!"

    Instant panty melter.
     


  11. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    Why does it have to be capitalized? [​IMG]

    Anyway...I didn't fuck him, and TBH, the bubble gum vodka thing didn't help his cause, but I'm sure under the right circumstances and with a ditzier woman who loves novelty drinks, it would have worked out in his favour.


    It's a proper noun. Now get off my lawn!
     


  12. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Having a Ball

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    Obviously the guy didn't neg Tomgirl, so he didn't get laid. You've got to order the bubblegum-whatever drink and then look at Tomgirl and say "Here. I ordered you a stupid drink because...you've got a stupid face!"

    Instant panty melter.


    *pulls out notebook*
    Go on...
     


  13. redcaimen

    redcaimen Bigtime

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    Who cares what it's meant for? If you order it and you like it, that's all ya really need.

    I knew you were a Zima man.
     


  14. tomgirl

    tomgirl Senior member

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    Obviously the guy didn't neg Tomgirl, so he didn't get laid. You've got to order the bubblegum-whatever drink and then look at Tomgirl and say "Here. I ordered you a stupid drink because...you've got a stupid face!"

    Instant panty melter.


    While I will admit that I love a good negging, I really don't think the stupid face comment would've worked. I like to think I'd be more sexually attracted to a more sophisticated neg than "stupid face".

    Anyway, the point is that girlie drinks aren't always a total deal breaker...unless they meet me. [​IMG]
     


  15. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Having a Ball

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    Anything is a total deal breaker to you. You're more of a negatosexual than Conne.
     


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