babygreenspots
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I lose many things, some of them expensive. Everything that isn't huge or fastened to the body with at least a four-in-hand is fair game. Let's not delve into the psychological as this is just the tip of the resume for this disintegrating, neuroses encased, ungrounded modern man.
It has come to my attention that it is ungentlemanly to rely on a cellphone for telling the time. I always suspected this was the case. I just cannot bear to spend good money or emotions on something that I no I will be fidgeting with in a bar some day, take off, and leave for a very fortunate waiter who would just have made his yearly salary in a night.
Should I continue with my reliance on the ungainly cellphone or buy a really cheap piece of manure that I don't mind losing? That's kind of what I do with hats after losing several that were made in Sicily, etc. For pocket squares, I only use former shirts.
It has come to my attention that it is ungentlemanly to rely on a cellphone for telling the time. I always suspected this was the case. I just cannot bear to spend good money or emotions on something that I no I will be fidgeting with in a bar some day, take off, and leave for a very fortunate waiter who would just have made his yearly salary in a night.
Should I continue with my reliance on the ungainly cellphone or buy a really cheap piece of manure that I don't mind losing? That's kind of what I do with hats after losing several that were made in Sicily, etc. For pocket squares, I only use former shirts.