iPhone 5

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  1. MikeDT

    MikeDT Senior member

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    I've seen Pirates of Silicon Valley, I don't know if that was a true portrayal of Steve Jobs or not. Or the rumours that Apple employees never wanted to be alone in an elevator with Steve, just in case he/she said the wrong thing. Or that future Apple product demonstrations in front of Steve could be a terrifying experience. I think he was all about attention to detail, and the product must be perfect.
     
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  2. GreenFrog

    GreenFrog Senior member

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    Fellow Fanbois,

    It is with much regret I inform you that I will NOT be receiving my gheyphone 5 tomorrow due to an error on AT&T's part porting my number over from Verizon.

    I will be joining your brethren early in the morning tomorrow to procure a manphone 5 at AT&T.

    God speed,
    GreenFrog
     


  3. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    I am very sorry to hear this as I have it on good authority only losers stand in line. Winnars wake up at 3am their time to order online.

    Cheers.
     


  4. GreenFrog

    GreenFrog Senior member

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    I must be a winner and a loser, as I also woke up at 3 am to pre order a phone. Clearly that did not work out in my favor.

    Best,
    GF
     


  5. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    :laugh:

    Double whammy.
     


  6. CalTex

    CalTex Senior member

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    Plebs!!!!

    I have someone waiting in line. :cool:
     


  7. blairh

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    You really are an enormous fucking loser Piobaire. My iPhone will be arriving tomorrow before 3 pm at my doorstep. You on the other hand cry on an internet forum that maybe you shouldn't have preordered because you need strangers on the internet to make decisions for you, you fucking child.
     


  8. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    :laugh:

    If you think I was being remotely serious I think we have identified who the fucking child is.

    I will agree though, I am an enormous fucking loser. I just wish I had your life. :(

    But I'm not a fanboi!
     
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  9. GreenFrog

    GreenFrog Senior member

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    Whoa dude calm down. We're all talking in jest here.
     


  10. blairh

    blairh Senior member

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    Well, at least you are aware of it.
     


  11. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    Indeed, I am. I just wish I had your life. :(
     


  12. otc

    otc Senior member

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  13. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    Say, could you do one of those fanboi youtubes for us where you video yourself opening the box and saying things like, "These are the earbuds. They were in box"? That would be stellar!
     


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    :nodding:
     


  15. CalTex

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    Great I try to get some attention by calling you guys plebs and you guys start the whole name calling thing again. :(

    This sucks
     


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