Discussion in 'Fine Living, Home, Design & Auto' started by mussel, Mar 21, 2012.
Still not scratches!! *knock on wood*
Hoping my new case comes in tomorrow/Thurs!
You just reminded me of one of my all time favorite Improv Everywhere stunts.
Honestly curious on this, if we exclude the hipster factor, what is it you don't like at your local iFanboimart?
you're just another average 43.5% hipster
Warning: profane rant
First, always crowded. I just fucking hate crowds when I'm in a retail or buying situation. I want pretty immediate service. I also hate getting jostled or people breathing down my neck when I'm looking at inventory. Some greasy fingered schlub actually reached for the fucking demo phone I was holding this morning. Back the fuck off you entitled little fuck and you can grease it up when I'm done looking at it. And have the shit in your store I'm looking for. I know this is a big release but they often seem to not have what I'm looking for. Lastly, be able to change a fucking battery without wanting to keep my shit for a week to ten days. No, I'm not telling you my password either. WTF on that?
Yeah basically, for the most part. Though in California people tend to have more manners from my experience so far. I live in a bubble.
obtuse hipster lingo
Wow, you sound like one of those obese women at Starbucks with pink accessories.
I was about to say, how many hipster points do I get for saying, "alas"?
You get like a million for dropping "fodder".
You have really sold out man. First Nestle and now Starbucks
Tomorrow might be Bustelo.
No surprise there
Just wait til he starts curating #menswear.
So, I asked Siri: "Siri, what time will the sun set in Piobaire's city?"
She replied: "I'm sorry. I must correct your pro-nunciation. 'Piobaire' is pronounced pee-bare, not pie-o-bare, it is Gaelic for piper. Also, I do not think it wise that you attempt to troll Pee-bare."
Separate names with a comma.