iPhone 5

[gettoasty]

Still not scratches!! *knock on wood*

Hoping my new case comes in tomorrow/Thurs!

 

[Jr Mouse]



I made the mistake of wearing a blue shirt into an apple store once. I was asked by 4-5 people for help thinking that I was an employee.

You just reminded me of one of my all time favorite Improv Everywhere stunts.



[VIDEO][/VIDEO]

 

[Jr Mouse]



I will visit an iStore in another city next time I travel just to see if my local iStore is an outlier. However, I assure you, the iExperience there sucks. And it's not just that fact it is overrun, both staff and customers, with hipsters. Some of my best friends are hipsters. (SWIDT?)

Honestly curious on this, if we exclude the hipster factor, what is it you don't like at your local iFanboimart?

 

[Despos]



I never know what people mean by hipster. It should be defined in terms of relativity just like humidity. For example, at work I am like 85% hipster, when in Williamsburg I am like 2% hipster.

you're just another average 43.5% hipster

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Alas!

 

[Piobaire]

I will visit an iStore in another city next time I travel just to see if my local iStore is an outlier. However, I assure you, the iExperience there sucks. And it's not just that fact it is overrun, both staff and customers, with hipsters. Some of my best friends are hipsters. (SWIDT?)

Honestly curious on this, if we exclude the hipster factor, what is it you don't like at your local iFanboimart?

Warning: profane rant

Spoiler

First, always crowded. I just ******* hate crowds when I'm in a retail or buying situation. I want pretty immediate service. I also hate getting jostled or people breathing down my neck when I'm looking at inventory. Some greasy fingered schlub actually reached for the ******* demo phone I was holding this morning. Back the **** off you entitled little **** and you can grease it up when I'm done looking at it. And have the **** in your store I'm looking for. I know this is a big release but they often seem to not have what I'm looking for. Lastly, be able to change a ******* battery without wanting to keep my **** for a week to ten days. No, I'm not telling you my password either. WTF on that?

 

[gettoasty]

Yeah basically, for the most part. Though in California people tend to have more manners from my experience so far. I live in a bubble.

 

[Despos]



Alas!

obtuse hipster lingo

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Wow, you sound like one of those obese women at Starbucks with pink accessories.

 

[patrickBOOTH]



obtuse hipster lingo

I was about to say, how many hipster points do I get for saying, "alas"?

You get like a million for dropping "fodder".

 

[Despos]



Wow, you sound like one of those obese women at Starbucks with pink accessories.

You have really sold out man. First Nestle and now Starbucks

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Tomorrow might be Bustelo.

 

[Despos]



Tomorrow might be Bustelo.

No surprise there

 

[A Y]



You have really sold out man. First Nestle and now Starbucks

Just wait til he starts curating #menswear.

 

[Douglas]

So, I asked Siri: "Siri, what time will the sun set in Piobaire's city?"

She replied: "I'm sorry. I must correct your pro-nunciation. 'Piobaire' is pronounced pee-bare, not pie-o-bare, it is Gaelic for piper. Also, I do not think it wise that you attempt to troll Pee-bare."