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internet dating gone bad

Discussion in 'Entertainment, Culture, and Sports' started by esquire., Apr 27, 2005.

  1. esquire.

    esquire. Senior member

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    This is why you don't try to find a woman via the internet. I found this in a different forum about sports:

    "Hello, I'm Dodger Slut. Over the off season, I began chatting online with one of the posters here. His name is Victor, but you know him as "Straight Dodger." I sent him my picture and he sent me his and we talked. He is 17 years old, works in a fast food restaurant, lives in LA and is a virgin. He talked dirty to me while he jacked off. I saved all of our relevant conversations and will begin posting them for the forums amusement. Please stay tuned for subsequent postings from me.

    As promised, here is the 2nd installment of our chats. I've included the first part of the conversation which I posted yesterday, so you can get the full context of our conversation. Also, I'll be posting his picture eventually too.

    StraightDodger: whos this?
    You No Warn ME: kara, isn't this dan?
    StraightDodger: wrong im, girl
    You No Warn ME: oh shoot. i'm sorry:) I thought my
    friend's im was StraightDogger
    StraightDodger: wait
    You No Warn ME: what
    StraightDodger: can we be friends anyway?
    You No Warn ME: well, maybe. are you some old
    pervert hanging out on the internet or are you young? i'm
    only 19, so i don't wanna be hangin out talkin to sum 40
    year old
    StraightDodger: no, im 17
    You No Warn ME: for real?
    StraightDodger: for real
    You No Warn ME: cool. where do you live?
    StraightDodger: los angeles
    You No Warn ME: Cool.
    You No Warn ME: I'm not that far from you. I live in
    StraightDodger: cool
    StraightDodger: do u go to unlv?
    You No Warn ME: no, i'm not going to school right
    now. but i'm thinking about starting next year
    StraightDodger: o ok
    You No Warn ME: you single?
    StraightDodger: where do u work at?
    You No Warn ME: i work at a club called spearmint
    rhino. where do you work? you didn't answer my
    StraightDodger: u never asked that
    You No Warn ME: huh? I asked you if you were single,
    but you didn't answer.
    StraightDodger: no
    StraightDodger: r u
    You No Warn ME: i'd say yes. i mean i go out with
    guys and stuff, but no one exclusively.
    You No Warn ME: where do you work?
    StraightDodger: fast food restaurant
    You No Warn ME: cool, which one? is it in n' out? i
    love that place?
    StraightDodger: carl's jr
    You No Warn ME: i love their fried zucchini
    You No Warn ME: do you have any pics of you? if you
    send me one of you, i can send you one of me. but you
    have to promise to say i'm hot.
    StraightDodger: ok
    StraightDodger: do u only daqte whote guys?
    StraightDodger: date*
    You No Warn ME: no, why? i only date cute guys. i
    don't care if they are purple as long as i like them.
    You No Warn ME: are you purple?
    StraightDodger: wuts a purple guy?
    You No Warn ME: i'm just playin silly. i just picked that
    color out of my ass.
    You No Warn ME: :-*
    StraightDodger: im filipino
    You No Warn ME: ooooohhhh. i like brown guys.
    StraightDodger: did u go to high school in vegas?
    You No Warn ME: no, i went to high school in
    pennsylvania where i grew up. then i moved to vegas.
    You No Warn ME: Hey, i just noticed something. I
    don't even know your name yet? what's your name. I'm
    StraightDodger: im Eric Gagne
    You No Warn ME: ha ha, you are very funny. that's
    fine, you don't have to tell me your name. so, you have a
    girlie friend huh?
    StraightDodger: ok, my name's victor
    You No Warn ME: yeah, sure it is
    StraightDodger: girlie friend?
    StraightDodger: it is
    You No Warn ME: a girl friend? hello. you said you
    were not single, so i assumed you had a girlfriend, unless
    you have a boyfriend.

    Yes, the conversation is real. Victor aka "straight dodger" told me all kinds of info about him and sent me his real picture. I also talked to his little 13 year old brother who told me even more shit about him. He had a 14 year old girlfriend, now remember Victor is 17, well, this 14 year old would not let him have any, in fact, he told me that he had kissed her and tried to put his hand down her pants, but she wouldn't let him. His brother confirmed to me that he does work at Carl's Jr. Once his picture gets onto this forum, all of you can check your local LA carls jr for him.

    I will post the next installment of our conversations. Please note, I have ABSOLUTELY NOT altered any of the original conversations. I think when you read them you will realize that they are way too good for anyone to make up."

  2. Steve B.

    Steve B. Go Spurs Go

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    Mar 2, 2002
    San Antonio
    and, Esquire, I'm assuming by the handle (perhaps quite erroneously) that you're a ...lawyer???

  3. Eric

    Eric Senior member

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    Jun 17, 2003
    Washington D.C.
    I don't get it?


  4. PeterMetro

    PeterMetro Senior member

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    Jul 9, 2002
    New York
    This just seems unnecessarily cruel.

  5. Bradford

    Bradford Current Events Moderator

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    Mar 19, 2002
    Assuming she really works at Spearmint Rhino, Kara is a stripper who struck up a conversation with this 17-year-old from LA, got him to do and say some quite embarrasing things and then posted the transcripts of their conversations on the internet.

    I'm sort of assuming that if you were to read all of the transcripts, Kara would turn out to be a guy who took on the persona of a young girl and used a fake picture.

    I believe that Esquire is posting this to illustrate the dangers of internet dating before Ernest is sucked too far into that realm.


  6. faustian bargain

    faustian bargain Senior member

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    Jun 25, 2004
    Bay Area
    ...but maybe ernest wants to get sucked. into that realm, i mean.

  7. Brian SD

    Brian SD Moderator

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    Feb 5, 2004
    Ouch. The poor guy, he's just an innocent 17 year old. But come on, a 14 year old girlfriend? wow...

  8. imageWIS

    imageWIS Senior member

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    Apr 19, 2004
    New York City / Buenos Aires
    Sure... that's what you meant... Jon.

  9. esquire.

    esquire. Senior member

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    Feb 5, 2004
    I chose my nome de guerre in honor of Esquire Magazine.

    To give some background on the whole thread, it seems that Victor, Straight Dodger, chose that screenname to mock Giants fans. Thus, the name Straight Dodger viz a viz supposedly gay Giants fans.

    The prankster in following conversations convinced Victor to email a picture of himself, reveal which Carl's Jr he worked at, reveal how small his penis was, etc... To be honest, I don't know if the prankster was really a guy, but rather somebody who decided to teach Victor a lesson about homophobia.

    My friend's brother used to do things like that all the time before the Internet became popular. He'd go on those partylines, and assume a falsetto voice that sounded like a woman. So, he'd build up these relationships over the phone and then while speaking, would suddenly change his voice back to normal. I think a couple of guys even cried when they realized he was really a man. Of course, he was an asshole. When my friend had his wisdom teeth removed, his brother swiped some of his pain medication.

    Ah yes, to be 17 again. The poor execution of this Victor reminds me of a classmate of mine, who had a crush on this girl at our high school. Out of the blue, he dropped off a pizza at her house.

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