Ernest: This is why you don't try to find a woman via the internet. I found this in a different forum about sports: "Hello, I'm Dodger Slut. Over the off season, I began chatting online with one of the posters here. His name is Victor, but you know him as "Straight Dodger." I sent him my picture and he sent me his and we talked. He is 17 years old, works in a fast food restaurant, lives in LA and is a virgin. He talked dirty to me while he jacked off. I saved all of our relevant conversations and will begin posting them for the forums amusement. Please stay tuned for subsequent postings from me. As promised, here is the 2nd installment of our chats. I've included the first part of the conversation which I posted yesterday, so you can get the full context of our conversation. Also, I'll be posting his picture eventually too. StraightDodger: whos this? You No Warn ME: kara, isn't this dan? StraightDodger: wrong im, girl You No Warn ME: oh shoot. i'm sorry I thought my friend's im was StraightDogger StraightDodger: wait You No Warn ME: what StraightDodger: can we be friends anyway? You No Warn ME: well, maybe. are you some old pervert hanging out on the internet or are you young? i'm only 19, so i don't wanna be hangin out talkin to sum 40 year old StraightDodger: no, im 17 You No Warn ME: for real? StraightDodger: for real You No Warn ME: cool. where do you live? StraightDodger: los angeles You No Warn ME: Cool. You No Warn ME: I'm not that far from you. I live in Vegas StraightDodger: cool StraightDodger: do u go to unlv? You No Warn ME: no, i'm not going to school right now. but i'm thinking about starting next year StraightDodger: o ok You No Warn ME: you single? StraightDodger: where do u work at? You No Warn ME: i work at a club called spearmint rhino. where do you work? you didn't answer my question StraightDodger: u never asked that You No Warn ME: huh? I asked you if you were single, but you didn't answer. StraightDodger: no StraightDodger: r u You No Warn ME: i'd say yes. i mean i go out with guys and stuff, but no one exclusively. You No Warn ME: where do you work? StraightDodger: fast food restaurant You No Warn ME: cool, which one? is it in n' out? i love that place? StraightDodger: carl's jr You No Warn ME: i love their fried zucchini You No Warn ME: do you have any pics of you? if you send me one of you, i can send you one of me. but you have to promise to say i'm hot. StraightDodger: ok StraightDodger: do u only daqte whote guys? StraightDodger: date* You No Warn ME: no, why? i only date cute guys. i don't care if they are purple as long as i like them. You No Warn ME: are you purple? StraightDodger: wuts a purple guy? You No Warn ME: i'm just playin silly. i just picked that color out of my ass. You No Warn ME: :-* StraightDodger: StraightDodger: im filipino You No Warn ME: ooooohhhh. i like brown guys. StraightDodger: did u go to high school in vegas? You No Warn ME: no, i went to high school in pennsylvania where i grew up. then i moved to vegas. You No Warn ME: Hey, i just noticed something. I don't even know your name yet? what's your name. I'm kara. StraightDodger: im Eric Gagne You No Warn ME: ha ha, you are very funny. that's fine, you don't have to tell me your name. so, you have a girlie friend huh? StraightDodger: ok, my name's victor You No Warn ME: yeah, sure it is StraightDodger: girlie friend? StraightDodger: it is You No Warn ME: a girl friend? hello. you said you were not single, so i assumed you had a girlfriend, unless you have a boyfriend. Yes, the conversation is real. Victor aka "straight dodger" told me all kinds of info about him and sent me his real picture. I also talked to his little 13 year old brother who told me even more shit about him. He had a 14 year old girlfriend, now remember Victor is 17, well, this 14 year old would not let him have any, in fact, he told me that he had kissed her and tried to put his hand down her pants, but she wouldn't let him. His brother confirmed to me that he does work at Carl's Jr. Once his picture gets onto this forum, all of you can check your local LA carls jr for him. I will post the next installment of our conversations. Please note, I have ABSOLUTELY NOT altered any of the original conversations. I think when you read them you will realize that they are way too good for anyone to make up."