Impending Fatherhood - Sartorial Emergency Kit

Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by black_umbrella, Feb 4, 2012.

  1. Artigas

    Artigas Senior member

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    Will be awaiting lifestyle shots. Congrats! Might I suggest some extra white handkerchiefs, so that when you actually have to employ one, you have a fresh one for your pocket?
     
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    He has come:

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    BTW - Congrats. Hold on tight.

    P.S. The Highlander quote was a dig on myself (that I really can't handle more than one), not a slight on your kid. While ridiculing infants is incredibly underrated, I do not make a habit of it here.
     
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  4. black_umbrella

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  6. black_umbrella

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    undergoing the vacuum deposition process would be painful.

    Besides the fatal part.
     
  7. black_umbrella

    black_umbrella Senior member

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    To get this back on track.

    Is there any reason that a white OCBD isn't the perfect backup?

    The "oneshirt" perhaps?

    I live in America for reference.
     
  8. Nereis

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    I have had to 'entertain' children at family gatherings before. And by entertain I mean alternating between being ridden/jumped on and kidney punched/shins kicked without the possibility of disciplining them. I make a habit of never speaking to the little shits since the first time I met them.

    Their father makes a point of only wearing his nice clothing when they're not around, time to bring out that old and frayed ocbd.
     
  9. LA Guy

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    My son will lead millions. In freedom, or as slaves!


    God made dark colored sweaters for a reason. I have a 13 year old step son, 4 and 2 year old daughters, and a 6 month old son. A charcoal melange sweater needs a wipe or a dab, that's it.
     
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    Not worrying about your Cucinelli is baller.
     
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    Don't worry I'm here for you! Take your shoes, put them in shoe bags, then place them all in a large box. Then mail to me. I think your clothes are too big for me, so sell them on ebay then send me the money. Then you don't have to worry about your clothing while you tend to your family.
     
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    Psssh. It was a charcoal melange. :slayer:


    Thanks for your support bro. :)
     
  14. David Reeves

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    Not caring about your clothes is baller. Fussy people are annoying aren't they? Your clothes should still be beautifully made, designed and put together, but for you its easy isn't it?
     
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    Melange sweater idea was one I hadn't thought of. See, learning something :teach: Now more...



    I'm trying to avoid the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" vibe.
     

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