TheIdler
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A fresh one for the files:
So I meet this extremely attractive girl. We get to talking, yadda yadda. She tells me she's half Nicaraguan, half Danish, making her seem even more attractive. She says something in Danish to me, flirtatiously. She tells me she loves reading. My God, I'm in love. I tell her I can only think of two Danish authors--Hans Christian Andersen and Isak Dinesen, ha, ha--and ask her who her favorite Danish author is, to see if I've even heard of anyone else.
She tells me that her favorite Danish author is...Agatha Christie.
I say something diplomatic, like, "Huh, are you sure she's not English?"
Girl replies: "Oh, no, I've read like ten books of hers, and they were all in Danish."
I cannot express my disappointment.
So I meet this extremely attractive girl. We get to talking, yadda yadda. She tells me she's half Nicaraguan, half Danish, making her seem even more attractive. She says something in Danish to me, flirtatiously. She tells me she loves reading. My God, I'm in love. I tell her I can only think of two Danish authors--Hans Christian Andersen and Isak Dinesen, ha, ha--and ask her who her favorite Danish author is, to see if I've even heard of anyone else.
She tells me that her favorite Danish author is...Agatha Christie.
I say something diplomatic, like, "Huh, are you sure she's not English?"
Girl replies: "Oh, no, I've read like ten books of hers, and they were all in Danish."
I cannot express my disappointment.