I'm Going to Be in a Documentary

[mulansauce]

At some point while the cameras are following you, you should visit ghulkhan. I'm still not convinced that he is real.

 

[dfagdfsh]

socal do you remember when we were on the subway and I told you my dream was to be on an MTV reality show? yea. so if you make it big and MTV offers you a deal, you know who is moving in your apartment in new york as a long lost cousin with a 'dangerous' past, who spends 10 minutes every episode staring in to the distance (standing on the edge of a building, among crashing waves or in a desolate field), backed by crappy indie flavor-of-the-month.

you'll ask me questions like 'ben.. what happened down in virginia.' and I'll look in to the camera and sigh and go '...I can't... I can't talk about it' and then it'll zoom in on my eyes as a single tear glistens and rolls down my cheek.

 

[dfagdfsh]

another important scene will be the cameras following me around as I slowly walk the streets ignoring and ignored by the bustling masses around me.

I'll date one of your friends, maybe some cute model, but our relationship will always be rocky because I can never drop those emotional barriers, and we'll be at some party and I'll just be overcome with such sorrow that I 'can't take it' and have to leave, and she'll chase me in to the street and we'll have a tearful confrontation where I reject her honesty and her love, unable to show my true.. soul... she'll go 'its ok baby.. you can tell me anything' and i'll get angry, pull away from her and run, run down an empty street in the dead of night

run

from.. from my past...

 

[mulansauce]

You need to have a ****** live with you, too. MTV is all about ******** now. They are the new gays.

Or maybe you could take a bunch of thugs, teach them how to behave like gentlemen and dress them up in Thom Browne while performing various "challenges"

 

[SoCal2NYC]

Originally Posted by Teger

socal do you remember when we were on the subway and I told you my dream was to be on an MTV reality show? yea. so if you make it big and MTV offers you a deal, you know who is moving in your apartment in new york as a long lost cousin with a 'dangerous' past, who spends 10 minutes every episode staring in to the distance (standing on the edge of a building, among crashing waves or in a desolate field), backed by crappy indie flavor-of-the-month.

you'll ask me questions like 'ben.. what happened down in virginia.' and I'll look in to the camera and sigh and go '...I can't... I can't talk about it' and then it'll zoom in on my eyes as a single tear glistens and rolls down my cheek.

I thought you said what happened down in ******.

 

[dfagdfsh]

look this is mtv you aren't allowed to say ******

 

[whodini]

Originally Posted by Teger

look this is mtv you aren't allowed to say ******
Explains why GoSurface's tivo is filled with nothing but MTV and MTV2.

 

[keykoo]

One day I want to live one of Socals magical days.

 

[robbie]

btw-- how does this relate to SW&D, shouldn't it be moved to general chat or entertainment, or?

 

[chronoaug]

Socal looks a lot younger in person (not an insult, just true). It's weird but for those who have met him, i think they can agree. I think him looking younger and skinnier were the first 2 thins i noticed (waits for jokes from peanut gallery). Aren't you already an mtv star though?

 

[SoCal2NYC]

Originally Posted by chronoaug

Socal looks a lot younger in person (not an insult, just true). It's weird but for those who have met him, i think they can agree. I think him looking younger and skinnier were the first 2 thins i noticed (waits for jokes from peanut gallery). Aren't you already an mtv star though?

Only in Poland!

 

[jaydc7]

His star appeal is what lead him against the ghulkan/jet party... i'd hang out with him...

 

[Eason]

Cool man, try and put your segments on youtube if you can or something.

 

[Brutus]

I think we can only hope for something like this!

 

[Egdon Heath]

Originally Posted by chronoaug

Socal looks a lot younger in person (not an insult, just true). It's weird but for those who have met him, i think they can agree. I think him looking younger and skinnier were the first 2 thins i noticed.
Okay, you're in Shitsville and he's in New York so how did you actually see him in person, and younger and skinnier were really the first two thin[g]s you noticed, not that he dressed like that's all he thought about?​